Many true believers — and a few misguided sheep of the flock — have
written to us here at the International Square Earth Society over the
years. It would be wrong of me to hide their light under a bushel.
So, I've collected the comments that we have received and put them together in
this "mailbag page."
The texts and spelling within the letters below appear exactly as they were sent to us, sometimes even with the same formatting. The names of the senders, though, have been X'ed out to protect their identities from the One World Government. (You never know who's out to suppress THE TRUTH!)
Earlier archived mailbags:
From: xxxxxxxxxx@hotmail.com
Date: 8-January-2008
Subject: Thank you for showing me Earth Square
Thank you for showing me the truth. The society have been hiding it from me all the time. So today I went to my work to spread the word. But everyone just laughed at me. And after putting up posters all over the walls and squaredancing in the cafeteria I got kicked. I just woundered, will they go to hell?
[Editor's note: Of course they'll go to Hell, but you knew that already,
didn't you? If your current tricks for spreading the Word aren't working,
try a different approach. Your workplace probably has rules about what
kinds of posters you're allowed to put on the walls, but public bulletin boards
have no such restrictions. Furthermore, many city governments and school
boards have public meetings where everyone is permitted to speak their
mind. Just getting the Truth about the square shape of the Earth out
there to be heard is the most important first step!]
From: xxxxxxxxx@waitrose.com
Date: 15-January-2008
Dear Roger
The earth always was square up to about 1500.
Upper left triangle is Europe
Upper right triangle is Asia and China
Lower left triangle is Africa
And lower right triangle is India
Put them together and you’re square.
4 pillars is more unusual as they would be best placed ON the earth at each of
the 4 corners
No problem
The planet we live on is round and the Egyptians were drawing that as they traced the shape of the Moon Sun etc
I think those Old Testamenters were so deeply territorial and political that they called the EARTH a square because of the bits you could actually build on and conquer. So it is reasonable to call it square
Until you find the Americas and sail right round it.
Even then no one seems to dare to call it a PLANET until the 20th century. Planet is a new word for our spherical world. But I am pleased to see you don’t admit that term at all.
I love your refusal to confront anything other than the 15th century definition of the territory of the 4 continents before the Americas.
I think you could also usefully get rid of Physics by the Earth Air Fire and Water periodic table. I prefer to toast my bread on an open fire because electric toasters are non Biblical and of the Devil as you know
Roger , just pack up and go home peacefully. You just have a semantic confusion which you should have had sorted by the age of 10.
[Editor's note: The Americas fit perfectly well into the square
Earth. They would have to — without the Americas, we wouldn't have
Americans, who are God's chosen people.]
From: xxx.xxxx@live.ca
Date: 28-January-2008
Subject: Square Earth
Greetings.
The earth is a series of tubes, have you even read L. Ron Hubbard's
Dianetics: The Modern Science of Mental Health ?
Daniel L. Noye, Ph. D.
Go back to your cave.
[Editor's note: Dianetics, and the Church of Scientology that grew up
around it, is a cult. It was formed by a charismatic leader and took on
life of its own even after its leader's death. It now extorts money out
of its members, while going door-to-door looking for new recruits to
indoctrinate. This is completely different from Christianity.]
From: xxxxxxxxxxxxx@hotmail.com
Date: 29-February-2008
Hello Sir,
I am gravely concerned for my misguided friend BIG IRON BILL. In two fortnights my friend and his family will take a transcontinental flight to the wondrous land of Australia. In doing so, I am deeply worried that he may indeed fall off the edge of the earth into the great abyss. How can I possibly persuade this fine young lad to pick a more desirable vacation destination, further from the abysmal edges of death? This boy's reasoning makes my arguments futile as he denounces the word of the lord. Alas, I must rest as I have pondered this topic for the past 48 hours.
[Editor's note: You seem to have a misunderstanding of the arrangement
of the continents on the Earth's surface. All continents are on
the same ("upper") side of the Earth. The airline pilots will have to
make the sharp 90-degree turns I've discussed in the Society's main page,
but those devil-worshippers have been doing that for so long now that it's
become old hat for them. I'm sure your friend is safe.]
From: xxxxxxxxxxx@yahoo.com
Date: 5-March-2008
I've got a question. how can you say that airplane pilots are in league with the devil, that the earth is flat, and that all scientists that study space and earth are complete liers? I also have a challenge. youve heard of columbus. sail to the end of the earth... you'll never find it, i guarantee it.
P.S. im a christian. i believe in God, the Holy Spirit, and Jesus Christ.. and the bible actually states that the world is round. so please dont call me a heathan bound for the burning depths of hell. its not very encouraging in my walk with God.
[Editor's note: The Bible actually states that the world is round?
Chapter and verse, please.
Oh, and you're a heathen bound for the burning depths of Hell.]
From: xxxxxxxxxx@gmail.com
Date: 8-March-2008
Subject: Square Earth
How can you put a dome on a square? If you take the bible literally, you'd have to be an idiot to believe it all.
Also, you write "Despite all the evidence arrayed against [Bush], he still
continues to insist that the Earth is round," with unnecessary
emphasis on the word "continues." You also claim that taking pictures of
the edges of the world would send you to your hell for requiring evidence of
God's word. You've contradicted yourself, just as the bible contradicts
itself often.
Here's a tip: God wants you to be good to other people. He wants you
to believe he exists and to be good to other people. A kind, helpful
atheist is more likely to get into heaven than you. There's no other
reason to follow the teachings. Whether or not you believe the world is
square doesn't make any difference. The only thing that matters is your
actions; helping your fellow man. That other stuff doesn't matter because
it is (or should be) in your head. Why should God care if we believe in
his choosing America (which is stupid, nothing more, nothing less), his square
earth, or any of that? It doesn't make a difference to any other human
unless you want it to, and then you're just being a dick. If God's gonna
send people to Hell for believing in a logically spherical earth, he might have
to make another Hell to fit everyone. Another thing, if believing what
we're told about earth being spherical is questioning God's Word and thus evil,
why would you explain why the earth is a square on your website?
Aren't you saying "why?" is the evil question? You might as well just say
"Some guys which, I'm told, heard this from God said so," or (likely as
accurate), "Magic."
I, actually, don't believe in any god or meaning, but the only purposes for
religion have been moral guidance and answers to things we didn't know.
We know a lot of things, now, and Christianity refuses to accept them,
sometimes. You're taking this to an extreme that is nothing but
hilarious, and at your expense.
Follow the morals. Be 'good' to your fellow man, and die knowing
you'll go to heaven.
[Editor's note: My car has a square roof, yet the lamp in the center of
this roof is called a "dome" light. Similarly, the Vault of Heaven
covering the Earth is square at its lower edges, where it meets the square
edges of the Earth.]
From: xxxxxxxxxx@hotmail.com
Date: 10-March-2008
Subject: Square Earth
I read your article, it is so nice to know people think the same way I
do. If you have any further philosophies I would love to hear them.
Avid Believer,
Karen
[Editor's note: Doing whatever it takes to get into Heaven is the only
philosophy I need.]
From: xxxxxx@infoserve.net
Date: 22-March-2008
Your site is truly Illuminating. Thanks for so clearly showing the
true nature of the Bible. Especially your explanations on the mailbag
page.
I'm a believer.
Good Premises,
Zardoz
Date: 22-March-2008
Hi, me again, your brilliance dazzled me a bit.
I was going to comment that your knowledge of the Bible
is quite good. Have you studied it a lot or do you have
an electronic concordance which lets you locate passages
easily?
[Editor's note: Yes, and
yes.]
From: xxxxxxxxxx@gmail.com
Date: 22-March-2008
Subject: Square Earth
How is it possible for the Earth to be round, if traveling by boat, there is no sharp 90 degree turn?
[Editor's note: Are you sure? A cruise ship moves slowly enough that it
could start its 90-degree turn several minutes in advance. Without any
visual reference points on the open ocean, you'd never notice.
This does bring up the alarming possibility, though, that trans-oceanic ship captains are in league with the Devil, just like airline pilots are.]
From: x.x.xxxxxxx@wanadoo.nl
Date: 3-April-2008
Hi guy!
I am from Holland so excuse me for the bad English.
You say:
That's just what someone who was in league with the devil would
say!
After a mail from a pilot.
Yes…………………..
This is like burn witches! As someone say nothing everybody say: ‘she is a
witch!’ As someone say: ‘I am not a witch!’ everybody say: ‘you lie!!! We burn
you to hell!!!’ so anytime they burn someone.
I think God don’t send me to hell when I am believe the world is round.
And also, why must it be God? Why not Allah, or someone else, or, maybe,
there is no god.
As you always e-mail back with the answer:
That's just what someone who was in league with the devil would
say!
Can I also start a society.
I mean you must not take the bible literally! And that 4 corners of
the world:
[ picture of a circle divided into 4 quadrants, circumscribed inside a square ]
[Editor's note: I'm glad you understand the similarity between the
denials of airline pilots and the denials of witches. Satan makes them
both tell lies equally; the only difference is, we haven't rooted out the
airline pilots. Yet.]
From: xxxxxxxxxxxx@hotmail.com
Date: 7-May-2008
Subject: oh dear
on february 2, 2007, there was an e-mail that stated
"well fyi, theres prof that he earth is round, and theres no prof that any
of the bible is true"
to which you replied:
"[Editor's note: No proof that any of the Bible is true?! Revelation 19:9 says "These are the true words of God." If that isn't proof that the Bible is true, I don't know what is!]"Well, just to let you know, just because something or someone says, or writes that, something is true, it doesn't mean it is. I could say, or write, that Oprah Winfrey is President, but it doesn't make it true, now does it? What true, scientific evidence do you have that the Bible is true, or that Jesus even existed? Have you found the cloth that has his face imprint on it?
[Editor's note: Well, of course, if you wrote something,
that wouldn't automatically make it true — because you're not the
Bible! I mean, duh!]
Got a problem with any of this? Want to see your words of praise appear
alongside those above? Then contact me at:
rogermw@ix.netcom.com and I will hearken.
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