Roger M. Wilcox's Screenplays

And I use the term "screenplays" here loosely. Very loosely.

Borged to Death! — a rollicking romp through Stephen Ratliff's "Marrissa" universe of Star Trek: The Next Generation which I first posted to Usenet in October of 1997. Here are part 1, part 2, and part 3. (Note: Stephen Ratliff's "Marrissa" storys [sic] have made him the Ed Wood of Star Trek fanfiction. See why at the Stephen Ratliff MSTing Archive [offsite].)

The Parody From Hell! — also known as Parody! Crossover! The "Other Show"!. This is a parody/crossover of Babylon 5 and Star Trek: The Next Generation, set near the beginning of Babylon 5's second season. I first posted it to Usenet waaaay back in 1994, in part 1 and part 2.

Battlestar CRAP-tica is a 1983 rewrite of two 1980 Battlestar Galactica parodies I wrote. It borrowed some ideas from MAD magazine's satire Cattle-Car Galaxica, and may have even helped to inspire parts of a Battlestar Galactica parody written by a guy I knew named Ashby Clark. Note: this "screenplay" is so old, it's not even in real screenplay format!

Star Trick: The Ion Tempest is a 1989 rewrite of a 1982 parody I wrote of the original Star Trek TV series. It was inspired by the fact that the movie Forbidden Planet was based on Shakespeare's play The Tempest, but, darn it, there weren't any episodes of Star Trek that were based on The Tempest! Note: like Battlestar CRAP-tica, this "screenplay" is so old it's not even in real screenplay format.

A Bush Carol is a sceenplay I wrote for my 1988 political science class, based on Charles Dickens's similarly-named classic. The professor for the class had a left-leaning political bent, and this screenplay reflects that.

Civil War Chess! is another parody of the original Star Trek TV series, based on the hilarious .signature line of Dave Spensley. This script is not finished and probably never will be, because, darn it, I just can't think of anything terribly humorous to do with the premise.

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