Limericks

The limerick is far from the most serious form of poetry. It attempts to make a quick and humerous point. While the limerick often strays into the more colorful regions of the language, all the ones presented on this page are suitable for family viewing.

Stitching Limericks

I sought the perfect French Knot,
So with needle and floss I fought
To anchor it true,
Yet somehow I knew
It would turn out but a dot.
Aida is built like a fort,
So fractions it does not court,
When you try to enter,
You miss the center,
Thus causing the cross to distort.

Internet Limericks

This is my current banner for my home page.
The web's a very strange place,
That seems to have infinite space.
When I download a file,
It takes a long while,
For it walks at a turtle's place.





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This page was last modified on 11 April 1999