Pinoy Signs!

on a shoe repair shop
Dr. Sebago

in Urdaneta Village, Makati (circa 1961)
Hump at your own risk

somewhere in Cavite
* Notice *
NO Stambay
Vendor's
Carry firearms inside the club

somewhere in Makati
FOR SALE
U.S. GALLONS
Big....P6.00
Small..P5.00

on a shop selling a cure for impotence, in an alley near Shaw Blvd., MM
IMPOTENCE DEMO

a PLDT sign read
SLOW MEN AT WORK

Welcome to the Philippines -- The Only Catholic Country in Asia!
and directly underneath that sign:
BEWARE OF PICKPOCKETS

along a highway in Pampanga
We Make Modern & Antique Furniture

on a building in Cebu
Atty. Domingo Carriedo
Notary Public
Tumatanggap din ho ng labada tuwing Linggo

a flower shop sign near U.P. Diliman
Petal Attraction

on a self-service restaurant in Cebu
Please help our comfort room clean.

on an automotive paint shop in Cubao
We mixed all kinds of car paint

in a Baguio grocery
Fresh Frozen Chicken Sold Here

on a house beside an auto repair shop
No parking and repair here

signs at PHILCOA
No Crossing Pedestrians will be apprehended
Sorry for the incovenient. Your taxes is working for you. Temporary close

in Cubao
None ID Nothing Entry

on a parking lot
Taxi and outside cars not allowed

on a convent
2nd Floor Upstairs.

on a hairdresser's shop in Makati (Hair 2000) ca. 80's
If your hair is not becoming to you, you should be coming to us

A brand of men's socks ca. 80's
Gold Toe socks: known to all as not the second best

a rough-painted ramshackle billboard at a construction site
now showing- the carpenters

at a construction site
Erection going on

on a cracked lopsided wall along Libis, QC.
Danger Wall is Falling!

on a bank along Timog Avenue
No parking for customers only

on a tailoring shop
Wanted: Sewer Inquire Inside

along Sta. Mesa
Goto Haven

office clinic in Sta. Cruz
Dr. Sakim A. Morge, M.D.

along Paco
Mabuhay Funeral Parlor

along Boni Avenue, Mandaluyong
Pansit ng taga-Malaboni

along Luneta Boulevard
BAWAL TUMAE SA BULEVARD

on Jeepney and Bus signs
Before pay, tell where get the on before get the off
Full string to stop driver
God knows Hudas not pay
For reckless driving, call ###-#####
Don't close to me, close to God

on a Flower shop in Rizal Avenue
We sell artificial fresh flowers

on a delivery truck
"NOT FOR HERE"

on window of a restaurant in Baguio.
Wanted: Boy Waitress

on a carinderia
Cooking ng ina mo
Cooking ng ina mo rin (right across Cooking ng ina mo)

somewhere in Ilocos
Get rid from deforestation
Plant a tree today

on a video rental shop
MASTERVISION

in Chinatown
Le Cheng Tea House

on a restaurant
DETH'S Eatery

on a street in San Juan
Bawal magtapon ng binalot na tae rito

shop names seen around:
Ace-Deo Optical (Tanay, Rizal)
Alabank (rural bank of Alabang)
Ali Baka (Shawarma)
Anita Bakery
Babalik Karinderia
Beads and Pieces (bead shop)
Bee Tin (Hopia Factory)
Beefer 150 (Meat Shop)
Berde Plants (plant shop in Glorietta)
Bote Nga Sa'Yo (Used Bottle Shop)
Candies Be Love?
Christopher Plumbing
Caintacky Fried Chicken (in Cainta, Rizal)
Cinna Von (a laundromat)
Cleopata's (bakahan and manukan)
Common Cents Store (Sari-sari Store)
Crispy per minute ( Crispy Pata Eatery)
Curl Up And Dye (Beauty Salon)
Cutis (hair and skin clinic on South Superhighway)
D'Scalp (a barbershop on Evangelista Street in Makati)
Dear Hunter (Mail Order Brides)
Doris Day and Night (24 hour eatery)
Elizabeth Tailoring
Fagoofyt (a children's hair salon on J. Elizalde Avenue in BF Paranaque)
Faithfully Yours (detective agency in Kamagong, Makati)
Farmacia With Love (A Drugstore)
Felix the Cut (Barber Shop)
Fernando Pe's Box Office Hits (video rental shop in Busuanga, Palawan).
Going Straight (a hair straightening salon in Megamall)
Goldirocks (Gravel & Sand Shop)
Happy Birthday Toyo (a soy sauce brand in the 70's)
Ho Kee Yah (pronounced ''OK Ah!'' with a Chinese accent; Chinese restaurant on Session Road in Baguio).
Holland Hopia (owned by Mr. Ho; next door is Poland Hopia, owned by Mr. Po in Chinatown Manila),
I Love You Honey
Income Taxi
Inno Scents (car freshener found in a Caltex Starmart)
James Tailoring
Jane's Pondahan
Jean Tonic (denim shop, Shoppesville in Greenhills)
Juice Co. (fruit juice stand)
Labo Optical
Lalafca (novelty store)
L.B.M. Restaurant
Leon King Video Rental (Las Pinas)
Let's Goat-Together (kambingan cum beer garden)
Maid To Order (Maids Placement Agency)
Mane Attraction (Beauty Parlor)
MacDonuts (Donut Shop)
Mang Donald's (burger joint, Naga City plaza)
Mat & Jeep (Jeep Accessories Shop)
Meating Place (Meat Shop)
Meatropolis (meat shop)
Megamelt (ensaymada)
Memory Drug (A Mercury Drug Clone)
Mercy Drug (another Mercury Drug clone in Olongapo)
Mercy Buko (Fresh Coconut Roadside Shop)
Miki Mao (noodle eatery)
Motel Monaco
Nacho Fast (Nachos To Go)
O'Beer Time (Bar cum Nightclub)
Pa-Kap-Log (budget breakfast package: pandesal, kape at itlog)
Passers Buy (Convenience Store)
Perm Foundation (A Christian Beauty Salon)
Peter Fan - We Repair While U Wait
Perfect-Lee (sari-sari store in Alabang)
Pig Out (restaurant/take-out in San Antonio Village)
Pizza Hot (Pizza Place)
Saudia Hairlines (Beauty Salon)
Scissors Palace (Barber shop)
Second Time Around (Second Hand Watch Store)
Side-saki (side street eatery beside Mandarin Hotel)
Sophisticut (unisex hair salon)
Star Wash (launderette)
Susan's Roses (flower shop)
Sylvestre's Salon
TapSi TurBi (Tapa, Sinangag, Turon at Bibingka)
10/Q (convenience store chain)
The Enchanted Florist
The Fried of Marikina (fried chicken shop)
The Way We Wear (Boutique)
Tio Paeng Longganisa Stand (Pampanga)
To some It May Concern (furniture shop in Caloocan)
Tree's Company (artificial plant store, Pasay Road)
Triple Bee (restaurant)
Tutti Fruit-asan (fruit stall)
T. U. Kayin (deep-well drilling services)
Wash & Carry (Laundromat)
Washing Well (laundromat)
What's Disc? (novelty CD kiosk, Megamall)
Wheels Fargo (eatery)
Windows & Doors '98 (sash factory)
Wrap and Roll (lumpia outlet, Quad, Makati)
Your Best Vet (Veterinary Clinic)
Yehey.com (Yahoo clone)
A menu in a seafood restaurant has these entrees:
  • Isda best,
  • Pusit to the limit, and
  • Hipon coming back.

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