Sentinel Smarm Sanctuary Jim Ellison Blair Sandburg

The Sentinel

Smarm Sanctuary


Welcome, Seeker. Linger over the offerings here, they are provided for your enjoyment.


Alternate Universe Warning: Everything here takes place in a happier, saner world than the hellish place Cascade became in third season; a place where love is expressed in joy and kindness, and the language of their hearts is still spoken openly.

Rants and Reviews

Warriors
The Girl Next Door
Poachers
Fool Me Twice
Inside Man
Explanation of the smarm Ratings
"Real Men Don't Act Like That"
Origin, Definition, and Correct Use of the Word "Smarm"

IRC Improvisational Smarm - chat channel log format

"Late One Night" by Kitty and Daenea
Smarm Rating: 4/5
"Long Session" by Martha, Merry, cat1, Kitty, and Kareila
Smarm Rating: 4/4
"Role Playing" by the Smarm Squad
Smarm Rating: 4/4 Silliness Content: 8
"Day on the Set" by Kitty, cat1, Merry, Kareila, Daenea, and Wanda
Smarm Rating: 4/3 Silliness Content: 10

Standard prose format smarm

Senfic Smarm Challenge - The Wall by Kitty
Smarm Rating: 0/5
Drunken Goo by Martha and Kitty
Smarm Rating: 0/5
Listening by Martha, Kitty, cat1, and Merry
Smarm Rating: 1/4
Borneo Eyes by Kitty and Martha
Smarm Rating: 4/5
Wake Up Call by Kitty
Smarm Rating: 0/3
Beach by Kitty and Martha
Smarm Rating: 3/5
Lucidity by Kitty
Smarm Rating: 4/5
Revenant by Kitty and Renae
Smarm Rating: 4/5
Memorial by Kitty and Renae
Smarm Rating: 0/4
The Smarm Ghods have blessed me with the friendship of some of Sentinel fandom's finest writers, and I have had the good fortune to be able to encourage them in the creation of my favorite consumable: great smarm. Here are some of the special little bits I was at least partially responsible for engendering:
The Deep by cat1
Smarm Rating: 0/4
IRC Improv Smarm "Ethereal Glow" by Merry and Kareila
Smarm Rating: 0/4 Silliness Content: 10
IRC Improv Smarm "Ford Ads" by Kris Williams
Smarm Rating: 2/4 Silliness Content: 7
IRC Improv Smarm "Snake Bite" by Kris Williams
Smarm Rating: 2/4 Silliness Content: 6
Favor by Martha
Smarm Rating: 4/5
Gratuitous Smarm by Daenea
Smarm Rating: 4/5
The Anthropologist on the Edge of Forever by Martha
Smarm Rating: 0/5
The Portable Jack Kerouac by Martha
Smarm Rating: 0/4

Cool non-fic TS Stuff

Never again be bored by how long Windows takes to do something! Animated mouse icons for Windows by Ann. Until we can figure out how to get them to download properly, write to her or to me and we'll email them to you as attachments. Varying from about 320 to 490K, there are two Jim icons, one Blair icon, and one J&B icon.


Links to Other TS Smarm

Sample some of the extremely fine smarm by several of TS fandom's best writers:
Martha's fic Smarm Rating: 2/5
Surveillance by L.R. Balzer Smarm Rating: 0/4
A Brief, Shining Moment by Renae Smarm Rating: 0/5
Smarm collection by Becky and Robyn Smarm Rating: various

Want to see some lovely, smarmy frame grabs? Visit The Sentinel Gallery Of Smarm.

This site and all my smarm are dedicated to my missing heart.

my sweet, beloved Remo Remo Camber 1985 - 1999

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