Arena Toshinden, by author unknown
- Take a bunch
of martial artists and give them a flimsy excuse to fight each
other. Now, forget about that flimsy excuse. That's a good description
of this story, except it's not quite as polished.
Trek and Babylon 5 are DEAD! Long Live STARSHIP TROOPERS and the (real)
Federation's Mobile Infantry! by MKSheppard
- A rant about
how "Starship Troopers" is the defining movie of the 1990s. Yep,
it's even better that Carrottop's "Chairman of the Board."
by Stephen Ratliff
- Three short
stories by Mr. Ratliff. The Kids' Crew write diary entries. Then
Marrissa pretends she's Sailor Moon. And finally, Kirk, Spock and some
Klingons burst into a number from South Pacific. Misted
myself, and Bill
Livingston, with help
from Tom Currie.
- A Little Challenge,
by Stephen Ratliff and others
- One day over
on alt.startrek.creative, Mr. Ratliff issued a challenge to the
other authors to create a story where the characters in their stories
get revenge on them. The results were then riffed in this collection
of mistings., including two by Mr. Ratliff. Winner of
the 1998 ASC Best Misting Award. Misted by Matt Blackwell, Doug
Atkinson, and Andrew Perron.
Revenge II, by Stephen Ratliff
shows up at Stephen's house to provide him with some editing
assistance. Then after that, she'll head off to Starbucks to pick up
some latte for
Riker. With Doug Atkinson.
to the Queen
- WINNER of two
Iridium Ram-Chips (Best of the Worst Fanfic, Best of the Worst Plot),
Marrissa story by a Ratliff groupie, Rob Tounts. This one pits the Kids
Crew against Marrissa, who has been assimilated by the Borg and,
predictably, has become their new Queen. MiSTed with Doug Atkinson,
Michael K. Neylon,
Up Your Life, by Cassie Consten
- Mulder and
Scully head off to England to investigate rumors that the Spice Girls
have been infected by aliens. Alas, they never do discover who
exactly abducted the Spice Girl's popularity.
- It's a Very
Marrissa Christmas as Ratliff once again returns to France for more
familial soap opera. The entire story consists of small talk, wine, and
a dull Catholic mass - in other words, it's much like Christmas with
real families, and about as exciting. Meanwhile, a minor character
amends with her estranged father - or doesn't, since the story ends
abruptly at this point.
- Star Trek: The
Next Generation/X-Men: Second Contact by Dan Abnett & Ian
- It's a
crossover! Kang the Conqueror tricks the X-Men and the crew of
the USS Enterprise into messing up the timeline, and only Wesley
can stop him! Yep. With Bill Livingston , Peter
and Eric J. Schepers .
comment from apparently the most 'annoying' man on the BBS
- It's a rant
about, well, no one's really sure what it's about, but the author sure
is annoyed about it.
and Tubbylations, by various authors
teletubbies hook up with the cast of Voyager and the X-Files for this
fun filled crossover. Okay, Janeway gets murdered in one story, so its
entirely fun filled, but still... With Doug Atkinson, and
Field Trip , by Stephen Ratliff
- The Kid's
Crew to Be goes on a field trip, only to have their shuttlecraft
shot down by an evil alien race. The rest of the story is just like
Alone" but with six times the number of children. By Matthew Blackwell,
Dean Carrano, Bill Livingston, Michael Neylon, Tom
Salyers, and Michael Wallen. WARNING: This fanfic
contains an Evil darker and greater than anything H.P. Lovecraft ever
conceived: the Kids' Crew
sings Disney tunes.
- The Beast with the
Nine Bands, by James A. Wolf
- The Hulk
runs into a giant armadillo in the Texas panhandle. And the
'in-joke-o-meter' flies off the charts. With Jacob Churosh,
santa clause dead?, by "Shadow Walker"
- A christmas
tale where the author describes how Santa can't possibly be real. This
and more, in this week's "Tales of the Blindingly Obvious"!
Date/ Marriage of the Millennium, by Gold Astro Ranger
these Power Rangers stories, the Crowmeowme Brothers go on a date and
save the world from certain doom. But the dating's the really important
With Michael Neylon.
- Faans Issue
#1, by T. Campbell
- Trouble is
afoot when a super villain decides to use sci-fi fans in an attempt
to take over the world. It's a plan worthy of Paste Pot Pete.
- Athena Prospects: Mango
Version, by Stephen Ratliff
a story too big for one group alone to riff, Marrissa heads back in
to stop an evil plan from destroying Starfleet before it gets started.
the meantime, someone is knocking off the Royal Family of Britain. Oh,
Chelsea Clinton is an intern. Mango version by: Doug Atkinson
, Matt Blackwell,
Kevin Gowen, Raf Kaplan, Bill Livingston, Mighty
Jack, John C. Mozena, Rottweiller, Tom Salyers,
and WereTorgo. Papaya version by Matt
Blackwell, Bart Fargo, Amanda Flowers, Sarah
Heiner, Karen Kallestad, Jeffrey Ray Roberts ,
and TV's Francis.
- A Legion-Size Meeting,
by Doc Thinker
heads off into the future to link up with the Legion of Superheroes to
stop Lex Luthor's sister from doing... well, something. I'm still not
sure what she's trying to do, but heck, exactly how much Supergirl
do you see these days anyway? And it's written in one of those
that twins use. Could you ask for more in a fanfic?
What If The Average Person Knew This?
speculation sweeps the nation! At least that's what the people behind
this e-mail want you to believe.
favorite electric rodent, aside from Milliamp Mouse, is revealed to
actually be propagana advocating the return of feudalism to the world.
- The Misery
Senshi Neo-Zero Double Blitzkreig Debacle by Peter Guerin
Technothriller genre has many heroes. Jack Ryan. Dirk Pitt. John Clark.
And of course, Sailor Moon and MTV's Daria (no relation to TV's
Frank). Yes, join Daria and the Sailor Scouts as they fight
Japanese Imperialists, right wing militiamen, Arabic terrorists and
Bevis and Butthead. Oh, and there's a death plane involved too. It's a
novel length misting with Tyler Dion, Douglas Gale, Brendan Herhilhy,
Schepers , Harold Tessmann III, Rebo Valence,
- Star Wars: Fall of the Republic-
- The Ratliff
Archive is so far ahead of the curve that we are proud to present a
misting of the script to Star Wars: Episode III! And although this
script seems to have been written in 1983, I'm sure it's completely
Misted with Douglas Gale, Brendan
Palmer, and Eric Schepers
- The Return of the
Lawndale Militia- by Peter Guerin-
- Well, if you
thought that Daria dealt with all of the evil members of the Lawndale
Militia back in "Mandark
Salamander" you'd be mistaken. They're back, and they've got
the yakuza to help them! Thankfully, Daria has the casts of two anime
series that you've probably never heard of to help out. Oh, and there's
a ghost involved too. It's a
gigantic misting by Alex Gariepy,
Herlihy, Antaeus Feldspar, Matt Blackwell, Rebo
Valance and Abigail Springman.
Did you think
the election was over? Well, it is. But here's a misting making fun of
faces a massive power crisis! And the rest of the nation laughs!
- Before the Dawn
And she's annoyed at Deep Space Nine! This non-Ratliff Marrissa
story features fights! Thrills! Spills! And Odo standig around
pontificating! Misted by Matt
Blackwell, Alex Gariepy,
Juliet Youngren, Brian Dubick, Eric Sheppers
and Douglas Gale.
- The Triumph of
the Retart - By Peter Guerin
- Daria delves
into the cut throat world of high school politics in this latest peice
from Peter Guerin. No militias this time, just hitmen, restraining
and visits from talented musicians. Ahem. Misted by Alex Gariepy,
Cory McCasland, Keith Palmer, D.
Reed, Rebo Valance, and Matt Blackwell .
one's for adult's only, folks, due to mature situations. 'kay?
By Rick Berman and Brannon Braga
- Spider-Man: The
Movie! - By "James Cameron"
Peter Parker gains
spider powers and fights some guy you've never heard of and never
well again! And it's alledgedly the script that James Cameron was going
to shoot when he was supposed to direct the film. Yep. Uh-huh. Misted
with Bill Livingston, Daniel
Herlihy, Eric Scheppers, and Natalie Welch.
Okay, there's this
ship, and it's assigned to go out and explore the depths of space.
And along the way, it encounters a bunch of exotic aliens too. And the
ship's called Enterprise and... oh. You've heard this before?
Misted by Matt
Blackwell, D Gale, Alex Gariepy
and Karen Kallstead
- Daria's Slapshot-
By Peter Guerin
- Although I
can't take credit for their excellence, I did assist in writing the
- The Walls of Jellico
by Stephen Ratliff
his author's notes, Ratliff promises to depict a more fallible Marrissa
this story. Instead, he gives us Henry Jellico, a spineless,
boob who obviously must be evil because he hates Marrissa.
orders a dangerous training mission resulting in several off screen
and Marrissa arrests him, maintaining her record of absolute
In the end, even Jellico decides that, gosh, maybe she isn't so bad
all. Meanwhile, 14-year-old JAG officer/toady Jay Gordon displays
powers of mesmerism, and the whole thing ends at a horse race for no
reason. MiSTed by Bill
Blackwell, and Kevin Gowen.
of the Red Eye Pentology, by Turtle Ninja
- So, what
have those pesky Ninja Turtles been up to in the past few years? Well,
aside from hanging with Vanilla Ice, they seem to have been joined by a
female ninja turle, who apparently is actually an alien from another
Also, she has an evil twin sister who's threatening to take over the
by using the powers of the evil red eye. Then they, along with
Shredder, head off to Turtle Ninja's homeworld to fight the evil there.
Oh, and the Ninja Turtles all hook up with female turtle babes while
on the alien world too. It's ninja-tastic fun from Amanda Flowers
and Matt Blackwell.
- (Note: This copy
seems to be missing a few paragraphs. I'll try and find a better copy
Memories , by Mission Ops Productions
- One of the
most infamous mistings to ever hit the internet, this misting deals
with a pre-DS9 Julian Bashir heading off to an alien planet,
where he is promptly kidnapped and subjected to acts that aren't often
discussed on DS9, but can be seen frequently on Oz. Be warned,
this is for
adult audiences only. Misted by Michael "Rotweiller" Wallen,
Joe Blevins, John Berry, Matt Blackwell, Antaeus
Livingston, Matthew Miller, John W. Nowak, Amanda
Ohlin, and Melvin Pollack.
Royal Mess, part 2 by Stephen Ratliff
- This long
unfinished MiSTing was finally completed some three years after part 1.
In the conclusion, Marrissa apprehends the Romulan and Tracke
co-conspirators, who were plotting to kill the entire royal family for
some damn reason
that is never fully explained. Then the Pope shows up in his souped-up
century Popemobile to vaporize the bad guys into space dust. Finally,
Royal Mess" ends as all good Star Trek stories end -- with a
coronation, a fancy dress party in a shuttlecraft bay, and 25 billion
MiSted by Dave
Hines, Mighty Jack, Matthew Blackwell, Joseph Nebus,
and Tom Salyers.
Love, by Jesse Berden
Ratliff hijacks a bus full of misties and forces them to read a Sailor
Moon story which involves ice skating.. You know, sometimes the misting
plot reads better than the actual story does... Misted by Richard
Yocum and Matt
by Roland Warner
- A super
terrorist OF THE FUTURE decides to hold the free galaxy hostage with a
set of virus bombs. Also, cars are now sold in capsule form and people
have Pentiums inside their heads. Misted by Bill Livingston, with
very little help from Matt
- Out of Time, by David Hines
- The sequel
to Lines-As-Q. David continues his wacky run across the Marrissa-verse
and takes a stop over at Deep Space 9. Familiar characters (very
familiar characters) guest star. Misted by Bill Livingston, Matt Blackwell, Douglas
Gale and TV's Francis.