Glenn and Glenda. Wow! Did you guys plan that?
      Well, no. WE didn't. But, years ago a secret society of wayward super evil scientists decided on an experiment that would propel a chimpanzee gifted with the power of telekenisis through the vastness of space to do battle with whatever hideous monsters lie in wait out in the farthest reaches of our galaxy. Well, the monkey was never heard from again, but ... I'm sorry, what were we talking about?

      Glenn and Glenda. Hey, is this like that movie from Ed Wood?
      No, the main difference is that we're two people; that was just one person. That and this is not a movie. This is real life. Now really, get a life.

     Where did you guys meet?
      We met at one of the parties at The Lodge. People sometimes ask me whatever became of The Lodge. But, I just laugh at them. We saw each other from across a crowded room and both knew. It was all very magical and (the good kind) of Hollywood.

     Got any photos?
      We're compiling a photo gallery. It continues to grow.

     Are you guys like, a Hollywood power-couple?
      Yep.

     Do you guys have pet names for each other?
      Well, sort of, but it's not what you might think. We're both animal activists and by calling each other by this name in public, we hope to raise awareness for the endangered Smoochie.

     Hey, you guys should live in Glendale!
      We will! Either that or Glendora or Willow Glen. We like watching NFL footbal; our favorite players are Terry Glenn and Aaron Glenn. And we'll name our kids Glennis and Gwen. We enjoy movies made with Glen Glenn sound...

     What are you; some kind of smart ass?
      Yes, we're the obsessive-compulsive kind of smart ass.