Eldrad: Where are your weapons?
The Doctor: [Tapping his head] In here!!

~ I listen to the voices in my pants ~

Self Portrait taken @ EFF Share-in, 2001. Looks like I'm sticking ice cream in Marc's ear. Well I am, bet you didn't know ice cream in the ear turns him on. See the smile on his face?

I give you fair warning, these photos of Marc are not the same Marc you see on his web site. As you can see Marc has aged a bit, (so who hasn't ...) he has a start on salt & pepper hair, added weight, degenerative eye site, needs vigara, a physical (like most men who don't visit the doctor and should) and as with all of us baby boomer's, the middle ages has caught us all off gaurd. Then you realize your wiser

Don't go any further if you don't want to see Marc naked. You may not like what you see, then again if you do.... don't talk to me.... Marc has the Buddha's belly, nice way of saying he's got a middle aged man's belly. Either way, I guess we'll split the sale of photos to the Enquirer. Remember, I did say he was going to do something like run for an office (& lose). These are the risqué photos you've been waiting for to black mail him with.

See them while ye may - they could disappear any day...

Your lucky you get to see his hinny. Pretty flabby - eh? I should talk, mines not looking much better ;-}

What did you think?? I'd show his you know what?