January 26, 1994 Vol.1 Issue 4. CAVE NEWS __________________________________________________________________ What's in side: CB Addictions. Are they determental to our health? A Specail request. A Cave Masscot: A Turtle? ------------------------------------------------------------------ A specail Request. *Black Night* has made a specail request for the following to be placed in the cave news. David Bishop has Luekiemia. He can only be cured with a Bone Mar- row transplant. You maybe the only one who can save his life! All you have to do, is go to the your local blood bank, and request a Bone Marrow test. If you dont match David, Your name will be pla- ced on a National Bone Marrow Registry. If you cant save Davids life, Perhaps you can save sone else's! It's Not hard to be a hero. To do this, all you need to do is go to your local Red Cross, and the Bone Marrow test can be done there! even tho you might not ma- tch Davids, You might match someone else! :) Cave Masscot to be a Turtle It seems that a Turtle has been seen arround the cave, and has be- come a part of the cave family. It was sujested that this Turtle, become the Cave Masscot. So if you see a Turtle arround the cave, Please, dont eat the Turtle, or try to make a Turtle soup out of him. He is the Offical Cave Masscot. How can you tell if you are a CB Addict? The Following was sent in bye Cave members on their views on being a CB Addict! "You know how i can tell i'm a CB Addict? At night, in bed, in the dark, quiet, i go over, in my mind, every conversation i had during that day. I remember every hi, hello, huggggggg, smoooch, lol, rofl, kiss, brb. Every smile, grin, the teasing, and concerns. The silly stuff, and the sad. CB has made me giggle, smile, frown, blush beet red, laugh out lo- udly, and cry. Only another CB'er would understand what it's like to sit at a keyboard, with trickling down your cheeks. Sometimes someone will say something so funny on channel that i laugh so hard. Example: When we were all having fun with the nospacebetween words, And *Smokey* say's, 'wondering what they all did to lose their thumbs, so they type this way?' I must have giggled for about 15 minutes. Later that night, i could see that sentence in my mind and i had to bury my face in my pillow to cover my laughing! I find myself thinking about all my friends all during the day. I have to make myseelf stayy off of CB, or i would truly be on 24 hours a day. Ever have your heat beat faster when you read your name on the screen with a comment that's ment just for you? Ever start laughing in the grocery store, when you remember someone all over the place? Well, if you answerd yes....Then i thnk that is called a Cb Addict. And i love it. Am i Nut's, or does anyone else feel this way??" Written By *Christina* __________________________________________________________________________ The "Perfect" Remedy To CB Addiction First you have a baby. That's not so bad at first. The baby wakes up, eats needs their diaper changed, and then you rock them back to sleep. There you have a lot of time to be on CB. thats bad news for you. The Baby gets to be about 5 months old. The baby wakes up, eats, spits up, rolls around in the spit up, and so, you have to put them in the tub. After they are nice and clean, they want your attention. So you sigh, and smile, cuz you can realy be mad at the adorable critters. You play for about 90 minutes. The Baby fusses abd you rock them to sleep.(Youthink that they are asleep) You carry then to their crib, lay them down and they smile realy big at you thinking that you want to play some more, at the same time, they are rubbing their little eyes out. So yu rock then some more, trying to get them to go to sleep. FINALLY, they are asleep, you get all your chores done around the house. That only takes 30 minutes. you think, "ah ha, some free time to log on and visit CB!" Just as you start to log on, the baby wakes up and you go through the whole process all over again. You finally get a good chance to sit down and visit with everyone at the end of a long day around 10 or so. So you log on. Not a soul in sight. Go over to Adult 2. Oh great, sexy, and figgy are there. BUT WAIT! /Go ASCII oh darn, they are in a group. HUBBA HUBBA!! By this time it is 11pm, and 7am comes too quick, too fast these days. Better call it quits. Oh well, another day down the tubes without CB! You should be able to get use to the remedy about 20 years or so. By then your head should stop spinning from chasing the kids. My suggestion to cure CB Addiction is to have a Baby!!! Written By, *Grover* _________________________________________________________________________ Just a few other thing that might qualify as a CB Addict! You know your hooked on CB when....... You find yourself typing "hugggs" at the ebd of a corporte memo. You log in on the way to the bathroom at 4am, and forget to go to the bathroom. You take you Monitor to bed with you after typing "AFK" You find yourself saying, "hi, (your name) i'm a CB Addict!" Thank you to *Christina* and *Grover* for their contributions to this news letter. It was fun writing it! Hope you enjooyed reading it! *MR Chaos*