********** 11/26/95 2:40 PM  CB
********** 12/31/95 2:38 PM  CB
C 18 : ~sarah~              | my god who's that?
       Bah!                 | logging?? should of gone before you called
       *~`Akasha`~*         | sarah...
       *Ghost Who Walks*    | read your guidelines guys...this is the 
                            | general 
                            | band...conversation should be suitable for 
                            | ALL ages.
       !Bah                 | so what?
       *~City Slicker~*     | and NOT for crashing puters
       !Bah                 | "puters"
                            | h0h0h0h0h0h0h0
       Bah!                 | I sorry if we are not suitable for you, but I 
                            | didnt know there were any 2 yeard olds on cb
       !Bah                 | I shall now impersonate Jess Bearly on on the 
                            | phone.
                            | "ohhhhhhh miiiiiiiiiii gawwwwwwwwwwd!"
       Bah!                 | LOL
       !Bah                 | thats all she says.
                            | And shes talks about that Kooky fool.
       Bah!                 | You called her?
       !Bah                 | yes, once, ages ago.
       *~City Slicker~*     | the jerk is 101516,2405
       !Bah                 | THATS HIM!
       Bah!                 | UH?
       !Bah                 | tsktsk, report it!
       *Ghost Who Walks*    | and the wannabe is 101470,3633
       !Bah                 | you JERK Bah!
       *~City Slicker~*     | it will be reported
       !Bah                 | BASTARD!
                            | :)
       *~City Slicker~*     | 101470,3033 is !Bah
       Bah!                 | I unsquelched san diego guy and he was still 
                            | flooding me :)), fool!
       !Bah                 | :)
       *~City Slicker~*     | 101516,2405 is Bah!
       *Ghost Who Walks*    | and all the other Brits wonder how come they 
                            | get such a 
                            | bad rap...
       !Bah                 | City Slicer is a twat!
                            | fkgf
       *Sweet Petunia*      | Hi everyone <smile>
       !Bah                 | lets kick them off again.
                            | WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU WANT PETUNIA?
       ~sarah~              | hi Petunia
       *Sweet Petunia*      | <giggling>
       Bah!                 | PISS OFF PENTUNIA
       *Sweet Petunia*      | rofl Bah.. is that yer good side showin?
       *Turtle*             | WHUMP!
       !Bah                 | no, this is. Goodbye.
       *~City Slicker~*     | Turtle turn your invites OFF
                            | hugggggggggggggggggs btw
       *Ghost Who Walks*    | I think it's the side he forgot to wipe..
       *~City Slicker~*     | Pets. turn invites OFF
       *Turtle*             | Huggggssssssss CIty!
                            | <---sthmarter dan da Bah twatz
                            | <wink>
       *~City Slicker~*     | dont tell Bah how to read out sends... sheesh
                            | alt f4
       *Turtle*             | Dayuh........ da alt-f4 buttons?
       !Bah                 | HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
       *Turtle*             | <hi-5> City!!
       *Ghost Who Walks*    | y'all can just quit spreading that  one 
                            | around...lol
       *Turtle*             | <---lawg runnin
       Bah!                 | oh is it?
                            | I SHOT JFK!
                            | FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK!
       !Bah                 | Where is Petunia?
       *Turtle*             | 101470,3633 cease and desist
                            | 101516,2405 cease and desist
       *SanDiegoGuy*        | 101516,2405 cease and desist
                            | 101516,2405 cease and desist
                            | 101516,2405 cease and desist
                            | 101516,2405 cease and desist
                            | lol what an idiot
       *~`Akasha`~*         | woah
                            | lol
       *Ghost Who Walks*    | Hey turtle...you got buds over at interpol?
       !Bah                 | wow, they do macros aswell.
       *SanDiegoGuy*        | I've got him squelched
       *~`Akasha`~*         | bah.. get a life
                            | lol
       *SanDiegoGuy*        | who's this bah punk anyway? SOme loser from 
                            | the teen channel??

********** 12/31/95 2:50 PM  CB
       !Bah                 | Petunia, dear me, allow me time to crack 
                            | another rib.
       !!Bah!!              | really?
       Bah!                 | lol
       Bah!                 | lol
                            | oooooo... i'm scared
       !!Bah!!              | scared of what exactly?
       *Turtle*             | .(o)(O).
                            | \____/
       *Ghost Who Walks*    | hey look guys....they know how to log out and 
                            | come back 
                            | in so we have to squelch them again...lol
       !!Bah!!              | LOL!
       Angel                | lol.. they are soo smart aren't they ghostie
                            | lol
       !!Bah!!              | Ummmm we never logged out
       *Turtle*             | Yup.... these two had their acct's revoked 
                            | last week
       !!Bah!!              | we have been here all the time
       *Ghost Who Walks*    | they must have the brains of at least a slug 
                            | between 
                            | them..
       !!Bah!!              | FUCKING TWATS!
       *Turtle*             | .......day're askin' fer seconds
       *Ghost Who Walks*    | don't you get permantly banned if you get 
                            | reported twice 
                            | Turtle?
       ~Compulsion~         | Hi, happy new year everyone.
       *Turtle*             | And fined

********** 12/31/95 2:59 PM  CB
       *Ghost Who Walks*    | oh yes, I almost forgot the rammifications if 
                            | somebody 
                            | actually uses that account for business 
                            | purposes.
       *angel of darkness*  | is that Oi Punk doing the same thing?
       *Turtle*             | okay guys........ with us combined we can 
                            | dump this ravenous hemmoroid sending 
                            | "."'s and " " at hi-speed
       *angel of darkness*  | uses this for business purpose?  <shocked 
                            | look>
       *Sweet Petunia*      | <--trying to warn friends before they get here
       *Turtle*             | .......gonna straighten up in here, Bah?
       *angel of darkness*  | anyone told Sibbie <g>
       *Ghost Who Walks*    | why bother Turtle? We've got them 
                            | logged....let cis take 
                            | care of it, or we can take our business 
                            | elsewhere..
       *Sweet Petunia*      | I did
       *Turtle*             | 'kay.........done
       *Sweet Petunia*      | Huggggggsss SeB!!
       *angel of darkness*  | oh wait... you guys are logging?
                            | i better be nice then <g>
       *Siskelen E.Bear*    | huggggs
       *Turtle*             | Hiya Sisk!
       *Ghost Who Walks*    | lol Mango....we'll edit before we send it...
       *angel of darkness*  | phew
                            | thanks LOL
       *Siskelen E.Bear*    | who the hell is "bah?"
       *Turtle*             | A problem cber
       !!Bah!!              | I'm not causing trouble, its the other one, 
                            | hes nicked my handle.
       *Siskelen E.Bear*    | and why does he/she keep paging me?
       ~sarah~              | Lucy's here
       !!Bah!!              | Lucy?
       *Turtle*             | Lame excuse, Bah........ got yur UID 
                            | pegged
       *~City Slicker~*     | oh he said in group <the original jerk>.. that
                            | this acct will die soon and he will get 
                            | another
       *Ghost Who Walks*    | yep..it's a wee bit late to be playing all 
                            | friendly and 
                            | innocent like...
       !!Bah!!              | hiya everyone :)
       *Turtle*             | Yup....... he got thrown off cb last week, 
                            | CIty
       *Ghost Who Walks*    | and we'll just tell CIS again...lol
       !!Bah!!              | lol ghost
       *~City Slicker~*     | well.. they need to ban him from CIS
                            | altogether
       !!Bah!!              | are you all conspiring against me?
       *Turtle*             | That may happen
       *angel of darkness*  | you flatter yourself, Bah
       *~City Slicker~*     | jeez. I wish I could cut and paste
       hm.                  | shao, i think so :)
       *angel of darkness*  | i kinda like that...
       *Ghost Who Walks*    | imagine..what this costs in Europe...and 
                            | these guys just 
                            | log on to make asses of themselves..
       *Siskelen E.Bear*    | <stretttch> well i'm not staying long anyway
       ~AngelBear~          | yeah you and that other FM you are hanging
                            | with
       !!Bah!!              | cut and paste? you do? 
                            | lol angel
       *angel of darkness*  | woohoooo... BR
       Marie                | Hi
       *DeCadence*          | I do it so divinely, though, Ghost.
       *Siskelen E.Bear*    | just wanted to stop in and see the Usual 
                            | Suspects
       *Turtle*             | Hiya Marie!
       !!Bah!!              | europe? cost? its not substantial, not at all 
                            | :)
       *angel of darkness*  | Hi Marie
       hm.                  | lol
       *DeCadence*          | I am Asshole-zilla.
       *Hon Nee Bear*       | Huggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggs
       *angel of darkness*  | sounds like Bacc, doesnt it?
       !!Bah!!              | Agreed DeC.
       *Sweet Petunia*      | Hugggggggggggggsss HoN!!
       *angel of darkness*  | <nod> yes you are, Dec
       *Turtle*             | Hiya Dec!!!
       *angel of darkness*  | lol
       *~City Slicker~*     | huggggggggggggs Lori.. turn your invitges
                            | oof
       *Ghost Who Walks*    | heheh...we got the Big Guns now...
       Marie                | HI Turtle
       *Hon Nee Bear*       | Ok...who's the asshole tonight, Sweet P?
       *~City Slicker~*     | smoooooooooooooochBR
       *Sweet Petunia*      | Huggggggggsss BR
       ~AngelBear~          | huuuuuuuuuuuuuuggss Hon
       Marie                | wow things are moving fast in here
       ~AngelBear~          | Smoooooooooooooooooches!
                            | BR!
       *angel of darkness*  | lol HoNey... besides me, you mean?
       *B R Bear*           | smooooochers Sweetest Hon
                            | smooooooooochers City
       *Ghost Who Walks*    | Hoi BRo
       *Siskelen E.Bear*    | hey...how goes the party city?
       *B R Bear*           | smoooooooooochers Angel
       *Ghost Who Walks*    | huggses Hon
       *Sweet Petunia*      | !Bah and Bah!... they ain't got no Bah'lls
                            | <giggling>
       *Hon Nee Bear*       | LoL...You and me, Angel
       *angel of darkness*  | Dont smooch me, you BR!
       *B R Bear*           | shakers FigBro
       *Turtle*             | Hiz name iz Bah.........and he's WEAL 
                            | STEW-pid!  <giggle>
       *angel of darkness*  | LOL
       *B R Bear*           | shakers angel
       *angel of darkness*  | Stew pid?
                            | shakers BR
       !!Bah!!              | <giggle> ROFL Turtle!
       *Hon Nee Bear*       | Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh...... We have a turd, huh?
       *angel of darkness*  | hey! swp.. that's a good one
       hm.                  | :)
       *B R Bear*           | is that a newbie named Bah or did someone 
                            | puke in the corner??
       *Sweet Petunia*      | lol
       *~City Slicker~*     | lol
       *Ghost Who Walks*    | gosh CIty...he's not broken out of group to 
                            | amuse the 
                            | general populace again?
       *Sweet Petunia*      | ROFL BR
       !!Bah!!              | ROFL BEAR!
       *Hon Nee Bear*       | LOL.Br
       *B R Bear*           | huggggggs Pets
       *angel of darkness*  | LOL
       !!Bah!!              | I wish I had the humour of a five year old.
       *Turtle*             | He got thwon off last week, BR....... for da 
                            | same cwap
       *B R Bear*           | what wuss
       *~City Slicker~*     | lol. I asked him .. he said he doenst want to
                            | be in group and on channel <eyeroll>
       !!Bah!!              | No, I wasn't using this account last week 
                            | Turtle.
       *Hon Nee Bear*       | And has anyone called a helper in to deal 
                            | with this jerk?
       *angel of darkness*  | yeah, Bah.. would be a nice advance from your 
                            | 4 yr old humor
                            | right now
       *Siskelen E.Bear*    | so do we, bah...it would up your standing
       *Turtle*             | Uv course not........it got revoked!
       *~City Slicker~*     | hugggggggggggggs Trevg
                            | -g
       *Turtle*             | Your actions are your fingerprint, Bah
       *Siskelen E.Bear*    | huggggggggggggs Cityg
       *~City Slicker~*     | darn Larrys k./b
       *Siskelen E.Bear*    | <s>
                            | -g
       *Hon Nee Bear*       | He has fingers, Turtle?
       *angel of darkness*  | -. right?
       *Siskelen E.Bear*    | CITY--how goes things out yonder?
       *Hon Nee Bear*       | Ok... As I was doing as I came 
                            | in.....Huggggggggggggggs and Smoooooches, 
                            | Angel
                            | Huggggggggggggs and Smoooooochers, Turtle
       hm.                  | why are all the invites off? :)
       *Hon Nee Bear*       | Huggggggggs and Smoooooches, Sisk
       *angel of darkness*  | LOL HoNey
       *Hon Nee Bear*       | Hi Him
       *angel of darkness*  | why, hm... want me in your group?
       *Turtle*             | Huggssssss n smooooooocherz, Hon 
                            | Nee!
       *B R Bear*           | shakers Splicer
       *Hon Nee Bear*       | Huggggggggggggers, Sweet P
       *Siskelen E.Bear*    | hugggggggs n smooooches hon
       POPEYE               | hey all..
       *DeCadence*          | Angel can help you out with that Bah... most 
                            | of his jokes are five years old
                            | at least.
       *Siskelen E.Bear*    | shakers/huggs/etc all
       *B R Bear*           | shakers DeCad
       *Hon Nee Bear*       | Hi Popeye
       *angel of darkness*  | you flatter him, Dec
       *~`Akasha`~*         | lol
       *DeCadence*          | Hi BR!!!
       *angel of darkness*  | or is that Ted?
       *Hon Nee Bear*       | Huggggggggggggggs, Angel
       *~City Slicker~*     | lol.. they are both in group with me
       *angel of darkness*  | now i am really confused... Angel or angel... 
                            | or just damn akasha
                            | <g>
       *~`Akasha`~*         | uhmmm... <--getting confused with two angels
                            | in the cave
       *Turtle*             | Doz poor souls.........<EG>
       ~sarah~              | I love it
       *angel of darkness*  | yo! sarah
       *B R Bear*           | huggggggs sarah
       *~`Akasha`~*         | Doz?? <PERK!>
                            | lol Toit!@
       ~sarah~              | huggs BR, Hon
       *Hon Nee Bear*       | Opppppss....Sorry Angel... I'm not used to 
                            | "Mango Angel" in here at the same time
       !!Bah!!              | Hello lamers!
       ~sarah~              | hi angel
       «§tºñê Gö£è]v[»      | Hello, all
       *Hon Nee Bear*       | Huggggggggggs, Sarah
       *~`Akasha`~*         | ok.. <---has solution!
       *angel of darkness*  | lol akasha... down hormone.. down!!!
       *~City Slicker~*     | <soooo impressed with the Bahhhhhhs
                            | NOT
       *Turtle*             | Ya DEW?  
       *angel of darkness*  | it hasnt happened in awhile.. mango in the 
                            | cave <g>
       hm.                  | any reason why all the invites are off? :)
       *~`Akasha`~*         | Ahhhhmm.. Use captial Angel when referring to
                            | me and lower case angel when talking to
                            | mango! KK>
       *B R Bear*           | hey Angel/Akasha.......angel never used his 
                            | "angel" handle (mango and a million 
                            | others) much til we started calling you angel 
                            |  rofl
       !!Bah!!              | you turned that around well Slicker :)
       *angel of darkness*  | why do you wanna know, hm?
       *~`Akasha`~*         | lol.. :P~~  BR!
       *angel of darkness*  | oh NOW you figure that out, Angel lol
       *Ghost Who Walks*    | you planning on inviting all of us repeatedly 
                            | or something 
                            | HM?
       *~City Slicker~*     | <AIMING SQUELCH GUN
       *Hon Nee Bear*       | How would you know if we all have invites 
                            | off, Hm?
       *angel of darkness*  | and not MILLION others, BR... just like four
       *Siskelen E.Bear*    | well, i just wanted to say Happy New Year to 
                            | everyone *before* i end up face down in a 
                            | puddle of my own vomit...<GGGGG> JK
       *~City Slicker~*     | <FIRING
       *B R Bear*           | hehe angel
       *angel of darkness*  | LOL sibbie.....
       *Hon Nee Bear*       | Hey Fig...Smoooooooooooooches
       *~City Slicker~*     | kaBLOOOOOM
       *~`Akasha`~*         | lol.. angel ... you and I figured that out 
                            | along
       *DeCadence*          | Personally, I switch mine off to keep out the 
                            | assholes.
       !!Bah!!              | "squelch gun". Aww, how sweet, they play 
                            | nicely.
       *~`Akasha`~*         | time ago.. its just that no one wants to do it
                            | that way!
       *Sweet Petunia*      | EEeeeeeee Seb!! lol
       *angel of darkness*  | LOL
       *~City Slicker~*     | hugggggggggggggs Cooler
       *Hon Nee Bear*       | I always have my invites off.
       *Sweet Petunia*      | Happy New Year <smile>
       *angel of darkness*  | they're dumb <G>
       hm.                  | boo hoo :)
       *~`Akasha`~*         | lol.. agreed angel!
       *angel of darkness*  | anyways... i am off to feed my own face...
       scooby               | if any body from ohio and is 
                            | 17/f then press @@
       *~City Slicker~*     | huggggggggggggggs Gater
       *angel of darkness*  | @@
                            | @@@@@
       *B R Bear*           | so what his parents went out for new years 
                            | and left their little diaper wearing 
                            | thumb sucking son/thing Bah alone on the 
                            | puter huh? sigh
       *DeCadence*          | @@
       !!Bah!!              | <yawn>
       *angel of darkness*  | @@@@@@@@@@@@
       *Ghost Who Walks*    | @@
       *angel of darkness*  | LOL ted/figgy
       *Hon Nee Bear*       | @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@
       !!Bah!!              | Oi TWATS YOU ARE IN THE PRESENCE OF ROYALTY 
                            | SHUT THE FUCK UP!
       !!Bah!!              | LOL BR!
       ~sarah~              | @@@@@
       *~`Akasha`~*         | @@
       *Sweet Petunia*      | <yawwwwwwwn>
       chris                | $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
       *Ghost Who Walks*    | Ooo royalty...royal buttshpincters..
       *~City Slicker~*     | justsoyoucantreadtoomuchandhavefunenjoyth
                            | is
       *angel of darkness*  | typewriter
       *DeCadence*          | What?  Camilla is here?
       *~`Akasha`~*         | @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@
       *~City Slicker~*     | oops
       !!Bah!!              | "buttshpincters"
       *angel of darkness*  | huggggies folks..
       *Sweet Petunia*      | rofl DeC
       !!Bah!!              | He is intelligent isnt he
       !!Bah!!              | "huggggies"
       *B R Bear*           | <<sticking Bah's royal head up his royal butt>
       *~City Slicker~*     | lol BR
       !!Bah!!              | And you state WE'RE without maturity?
       *Hon Nee Bear*       | Well mango...are these enough newbies for ya?
       !!Bah!!              | tell me about your powerful friends?
       *B R Bear*           | saaaaa lute
       *~City Slicker~*     | <getting popcorn
       !!Bah!!              | you know people with haletosis?
       hm.                  | o0o0o0, shao has been hopped, a sure sign of 
                            | the infantile 
                            | maturity here :)
       «§tºñê Gö£è]v[»      | <perk> Hoppers?  Where....
       hm.                  | ah!
                            | jon!
       *Hon Nee Bear*       | <running to dumphole>Opppss..I pushed a bit 
                            | too hard on Mango, huh?
       hm.                  | :)
       *Ghost Who Walks*    | OH look...they called in backup....how 
                            | sweet...
       !!Bah!!              | Hiya Golem. Aren't these people with "Bear" 
                            | in their handles the height of maturity?
       *B R Bear*           | lol Fig
       hm.                  | lolol
       *Turtle*             | .(o)(o).
                            | \____/
       *Hon Nee Bear*       | I have them all squelched already.
       «§tºñê Gö£è]v[»      | Well, Bear-ly mature :)
       !!Bah!!              | you squelch? any other tricks?
       *Hon Nee Bear*       | They pay good bucks to come in here and talk 
                            | to themselves?
       !!Bah!!              | :)
       *DeCadence*          | I thought Bah was a puerile attempt to spell 
                            | "bear"...
       *Turtle*             | ~ I don' wanna gwow up...... I'm a toyz 'r us 
                            | kiyud ~
       !!Bah!!              | Do you think that they have bear in there 
                            | handles because they are in real life 
                            | hairless?
       *Hon Nee Bear*       | ROFLLLL..DeCad
       *B R Bear*           | good one DeCad
       *DeCadence*          | The kind of mistake that really stupid people 
                            | make.
       *Sweet Petunia*      | rofl DeC
       *Turtle*             | ~ Dar'z lotsa lotsa lotsa toyz dat I can Pway 
                            | WIT! ~
                            | <wink City>
       !!Bah!!              | I thought DeCadance was a good attempt, 
                            | considering your intelligence, to spell 
                            | "Iamanuneducatedyank"
       *~City Slicker~*     | hehe
                            | rehugggggggggs Tom
       !!Bah!!              | I actually like to sit here and play with my 
                            | dad
       !!Bah!!              | lolol
       *~`Akasha`~*         | rehuuuuuuugs Tom!
       !!Bah!!              | He's more fun than momma is
       *DeCadence*          | Wrong on two counts, I'm afraid.
       !!Bah!!              | 5 of us now?
       *Sweet Petunia*      | lol
       !!Bah!!              | *Hon Nee Bear*, pretty funny. Though, I fear, 
                            | you may be getting to the end of your book?
       !!Bah!!              | 4 now
       !!Bah!!              | i'm just happy anyone is paying attention to 
                            | me...i thought the smell of my 
                            | unchanged diaper would make me an outcast
       *Windchime*          | hi all
       !!Bah!!              | Wow...My momma works fast at multipling
       !!Bah!!              | wow, a genius :)
       ~sarah~              | Hi lamers!
       !!Bah!!              | Umm..Let me know when the original one 
                            | leaves...I can't see him..LOL
       *~City Slicker~*     | gotta go for a bit..getting ready for cookout
       !!Bah!!              | WOW! Look at the profile of *Hon Nee Bear*! 
                            | How amusing!
       *Ghost Who Walks*    | <chuckle>
       *Turtle*             | I see you 101516,2405
       *Sweet Petunia*      | Hugggggsss City
       *Turtle*             | Reading
       !!Bah!!              | Found him
       *~City Slicker~*     | huggggggs, smooooooooches and Happy
                            | New Year all <cept for Bah>
       *Windchime*          | cya City !
       ~sarah~              | cookout! ohhhhh such PARTY ANIMALS!
       ~sarah~              | damn, now he's using my handle
       !!Bah!!              | I *love* how they state our user id's :)
       ~sarah~              | damn now she's using my handle!
       *Ghost Who Walks*    | Toodles City..y'all at least be cautious if 
                            | not safe..
       !!Bah!!              | <<is an idiot
       !!Bah!!              | Like, and? so? whats the point of that?
       !!Bah!!              | % 171   72072,550   !!Bah!!   18   ATLANTA, GA
       !!Bah!!              | <<is playing with myself
       !!Bah!!              | Ya know...He sounds a bit like Al, doesn't he 
                            | Br?
       *Turtle*             | I see him, Sarah....... he's not fewlin' 
                            | nobuddy!
       !!Bah!!              | <<is a jerk
       *~`Akasha`~*         | <---taking off
       !!Bah!!              | <--touchin my dog now
       !!Bah!!              | height of maturity *B R BEAR*?
       *Sweet Petunia*      | Huggggggggggggsss Akasha
       *Turtle*             | Hugggssssss Akasha!
       *~`Akasha`~*         | Huuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuggsss to all!  Happy
                            | new years!
       !!Bah!!              | *B R Bear*, impressive theasarus. "Jerk, 
                            | idiot". What next?
       !!Bah!!              | he sounds like ever other asshole that comes 
                            | on here....they all think they are 
                            | original..what a bunch of imitators
       scooby               | akasha do u want 2 talk
       !!Bah!!              | Bye 
                            | Angel.....Hugggggggggggggggggggggggggs!!!!!
       *~`Akasha`~*         | cept.. no hugs for Blah!
       !!Bah!!              | they all look in the mirror and think..i'm 
                            | soooo smart
       !!Bah!!              | boo hoo :)
       !!Bah!!              | funny no one else on the planet thinks so
       !!Bah!!              | *B R Bear*, you lack anything resembling 
                            | originality, so I wouldn't continue if I were 
                            | you.

********** 1/1/96 12:06 PM  CB
C 13 :                      | lestat how old r u
       Lestat (the girl)    | im eternal
       Jesse Zombie         | boc ive never hated anybody in my life more 
                            | then i 
       CHEERLEADER          | any teens here?
       Jesse Zombie         | hate you , you are so hateable i think im 
                            | gonna puke 
                            | so im just gonna sqelch ya befor i do
       Lestat (the girl)    | <s>
       Chair                | immortal
       BoC                  | Lestat, fear my total power.
                            | % Job 30 [101516,2405] Bah!  - Alans friend.
                            | <sob>
       Bah!                 | :)
       ~xunbeemz~           | Lestat, you have to be 3 black grrlz to be 
                            | Eternal :)
       Beavis               | that bullshit thoug
       ! MARLBORO M@N !     | TEENS ARE YOU SURE
       Bah!                 | I win
       Chair                | <-- has chair-like powers.
       *The Inauspicious*   | The god BoC has spoken :)
       barb                 | what kind of powers do chair have?
       Bah!                 | 3 ugly black girls yung
       Lestat (the girl)    | uhhhhhhhh.......no i dont think so
       Beavis               | yes
       barb                 | <bowing to the God BoC>
       Beavis               | yes
                            | yes
       ~xunbeemz~           | yeh, I finksso
       Beavis               | yes
                            | yes
                            | yes
                            | yes
       ! MARLBORO M@N !     | IS THERE ANY NICE SKIRT ON THE LINE
       Chair                |                   Lestat is 94 yrs. old!!!
       Lestat (the girl)    | <s> yes i am
       BoC                  | SOMEONE TELL ALIASES THAT "CREDIT MASTER 
                            | THREE" ONLY GENERATES CARD THAT WILL PASS 
                            | CHECKSUM TESTS DAMMIT
       ~xunbeemz~           | Lestat, how long has it been since you came 
                            | outa ya mudda'z pussyclaut?
       +~nowhere man~+      | <------wearing a really nice skirt
       Jesse Zombie         | "nice skirt"  that cracks me up
       Bah!                 | I can extrapolate, there all valid
       +~nowhere man~+      | ahhh....... aliases...... whatever BoC said
       Chair                | yer a liar
       *The Inauspicious*   | Boc, there is a cmaster4 out... 0 DaY wArEz
       [Aliases]            | I know
       *The Inauspicious*   | :)
                            | lol
       BoC                  | so, I can generate valid ones.
       ~xunbeemz~           | [Aliases] - Credit Master Three only 
                            | generates kardz dat will pass checksum tests 
                            | dammit
       [Aliases]            | but look at this
                            |  Download Creditmaster 3 - Wanna get a legal 
                            | number hehehe 
       BoC                  | but you can't, and neither can he, so sod off!
       Chair                | c-ya all.....
       +~nowhere man~+      | ick!! all these talking about computers.... 
                            | arghhhhh!
       ~xunbeemz~           | I sed it BoC
       +~nowhere man~+      | laters chair
       Chair                | c-ya NM
       Bah!                 | No, cmaster 3 generates cards that are valid 
                            | they just havent been issued yet!
       Jesse Zombie         | bye
       Chair                | *POOF*
       Beavis               | hi chair i'm table

********** 1/28/96 4:55 PM  CB
********** 2/15/96 1:25 AM  CB
C 2  : °Serendipty°         | Hahaha
       TGC                  | san diego guy u need to stop paging me 4 
                            | cyber as well
       *SanDiegoGuy*        | Private joke!!! ROFL!!!!  He meant to do that 
                            | City!!
       °Serendipty°         | Same with Mr. San
                            | diego
       TGC                  | yer breaking my concentration
       *~City Slicker~*     | the jerk is.. whats that uid again, SDG?
       TGC                  | heheh
       *SanDiegoGuy*        | OK TGC, didnt' meant to bother you
       °Serendipty°         | So creative
       *~City Slicker~*     | rofl..private joke
       °Serendipty°         | oh
       *SanDiegoGuy*        | this one?
       °Serendipty°         | and clever
       *SanDiegoGuy*        | Job:  61     Node:  WNQ Nickname: 
                            | °Doris[HELPER]°  [101614,1652] 
       *~City Slicker~*     | yeah that one..
       °Serendipty°         | did I mention clever?
       *~City Slicker~*     | its how TGC
       TGC                  | san diego guy is gay
       *~City Slicker~*     | jez.. I mean NOW TGC
       *SanDiegoGuy*        | TGC, I want to have anal sex with you
       Jezzy                | hello
       *~City Slicker~*     | is this your dad's account, TGC, Doris.. or 
                            | whomever you are now?
       °Serendipty°         | Interesting San diego
       *SanDiegoGuy*        | fake Jeezy
       Jezzy                | fuck you san diego guy
       TGC                  | I hope you meant the imposters and not the 
                            | real me
       Jezzy                | im  the reel jezzy
       °Serendipty°         | I always thought you
                            | were a fucking queer
       *SanDiegoGuy*        | ok Jeezy
       *~City Slicker~*     | yeah.the imposter
       °Serendipty°         | Here is the proof
       peter                | is there are helper here?
       Jezzy                | hg
                            | gfh
                            | gfh
                            | gfh
                            | gf
       *Willow*             | nice little trick Serendipty
       Jezzy                |  
                            |  
                            |  
                            |  
                            |  
                            |   BURP
       *~City Slicker~*     | ok Serendipty's uid is: 103514,463 <for log>
       Jezzy                |                                               
                            |  BURP
       *~City Slicker~*     | hugggggggggggs Willow
       Jezzy                | CITY LICKER FUCK OFF
       *SanDiegoGuy*        | thanks City, got it
       city                 | by it's booooooring on this chanel
       Jezzy                | oops i meen slicker
       *~City Slicker~*     | <getting more ammunition> hehe
       °Serendipty°         | This is so funny,
                            | almost sad.
       *~City Slicker~*     | oh you know so much, Serendipty <private 
                            | joke> . 
                            | you newbie!!
       °Serendipty°         | Do you realize that you
                            | are wasting your hard
                            | earned time and
                            | money, on nothing?
       *SanDiegoGuy*        | as are you Serendipty
       *~City Slicker~*     | nothing? you are nothing?.. besides I am 
                            | talking to 
                            | friends too
       °Serendipty°         | No, neither
                            | Friends?
                            | Hahaha
                            | Get a fucking life
                            | Go outside
                            | Meet people
                            | Unless you are cripple
                            | Or something like that
       *~City Slicker~*     | <nudging SDG> what is this mans problem?
       *SanDiegoGuy*        | City, you must realize that being a newbie 
                            | here, Serendipty has no life
       *~City Slicker~*     | he must be an orphan
       *SanDiegoGuy*        | cripple?
       Jezzy                | serendipity has a life
                            | and a better one then yours
       *~City Slicker~*     | what if I am cripple?
       REH.                 | Hello all.
       Jezzy                | city licker shut up
       *~City Slicker~*     | I doubt that.. I know SDG in real life..
       *SanDiegoGuy*        | Serendipty has a life, him and his right 
                            | hand, if you can call that a life
       °Serendipty°         | Hmm, I bet
       *~City Slicker~*     | he HAS a life!
                            | lol sDG
       *SanDiegoGuy*        | City, get Larry on the puter
       *~City Slicker~*     | he would love to!!
                            | the hacker is now using Jezzy's handle
       Jezzy                | san diego guy fuck off
                            | im not a hacker
                            | im the reel jezzy
       *~City Slicker~*     | yeah right
       Jezzy                | you dont even know wut a hacker is u dumb 
                            | fucks
                            | im not a hacker
       TGC                  | just a pain in the ass
       *~City Slicker~*     | we've been on CIS a looonnnnng time.. and 
                            | have 
                            | seen your type come and go
       Jezzy                | yeah
                            | uhuh
       *~City Slicker~*     | going being the operative word <G>
       Jezzy                | uhuh
       *SanDiegoGuy*        | damned sends
       *~City Slicker~*     | just keep my UID handy, hacker.. and stay in 
                            | touch 
                            | <grin>
       *Willow*             | hmmmmm, Serendipty disappeared? <weg>
       REH.                 | Been along time fan of CS?
       *SanDiegoGuy*        | he's too busy hot chatting me in sends
       *~City Slicker~*     | hi REH.. sure
       Jezzy                | san diego guy hes not talking to u in sends
       °Serendipty°         | He squelched me!
                            | Hahaha
                            | What a fucking pussy
       Jezzy                | san diego u loser
       *~City Slicker~*     | children, children!!
       *SanDiegoGuy*        | I didn't squelch you
       °Serendipty°         | Ahhh, poor san diego
       Jezzy                | san u r a dickhead
       *SanDiegoGuy*        | I just got tired of your sends, 
       REH.                 | Cs, I just joined from AOL.
       °Serendipty°         | Can't take the heat,
                            | huh?
       Jezzy                | AOL=assholes online
       *SanDiegoGuy*        | welcome REH, it's not usually this bad
       Jezzy                | san diego=asshole online
       *~City Slicker~*     | well, welcome to CIS, REH.. you'll find 
                            | better people 
                            | here <most present company excluded> lol
                            | gmta SDG
       Jezzy                | san diego=jerkoff online
       REH.                 | I've seen worse.
       °Serendipty°         | San Diego = {ays for
                            | cserve!
       Tommy                | hey there
       °Serendipty°         | p
                            | a
                            | y
                            | s
                            | Hahaha
       *~City Slicker~*     | maybe on AOL.. come on here when the regulars 
                            | are here
       Jezzy                | an idiot=ne1 who pays 4 cserve
       *~City Slicker~*     | right, hackers dont pay
       °Serendipty°         | You are paying for
                            | what helpers do for
                            | free
       Jezzy                | its just stupid to pay for compuserve
       °Serendipty°         | Come on, waste some
                            | more money on me
       *SanDiegoGuy*        | Serendipty, is your handle reserved?
       Tommy                | San Diego sucksss, the zoo has too much 
                            | animals.
       °Serendipty°         | I can see those
                            | seconds ticking away
       *~City Slicker~*     | I'd rather pay than go to jail <eg>
                            | so what? I'm rich!
       *Willow*             | Serendipty tried running a looped program on 
                            | me to knock me off... flooded me with mass 
                            | invites
       *SanDiegoGuy*        | I have a job, so money is no object
       °Serendipty°         | Ohhh, man alive, I am
                            | so jealous
       æ æ æ                |  
       *~City Slicker~*     | Willow, I think they learned that from Bah!
       °Serendipty°         | Money is money
       æ æ æ                | im jealous i wanna pay 4 cserve too
       *Willow*             | it didnt work <g>
       Tommy                | $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
       °Serendipty°         | Even a cent of it is
                            | worth my time
       Tommy                | Money hungry anybody?
       *SanDiegoGuy*        | Serendipty, is that a reserved handle?
       æ æ æ                | i wish i could spen my hard earned money on a 
                            | shitty 
                            | service too
       *~City Slicker~*     | hehe Willow. you GO girl
       christopher          | the best things in life are free
       °Serendipty°         | What leads you to
                            | believe that?
                            | Hmmm?
       christopher          | hell0o
       *Willow*             | nope, it's the Coal guy that was pretending 
                            | to be a helper...
       °Serendipty°         | Sorry Chris, doesnt
                            | appy to cserve
       Tommy                | hey chris
       °Serendipty°         | So what?
       *SanDiegoGuy*        | I was just wondering if you thought those 
                            | little circles would make us believe your 
                            | handle is reserved
       *~City Slicker~*     | Serenpoopidy couldnt reserve a handle EVER.. 
                            | lol
       christopher          | true true
       °Serendipty°         | Who cares?
       *Willow*             | he came on as "byebye"
       Jeffro               | Hi there i am a newcomer.
       æ æ æ                | damn i wish i could pay 4 cserve that way id 
                            | be as cool 
                            | as san diego guy
       °Serendipty°         | What a clever play on
                            | my name, city
       *SanDiegoGuy*        | willow, serendipity is that coal guy?
       °Serendipty°         | God Im impressed
       Tommy                | Hey Jeffro.
       *Willow*             | yeppers SDG
       æ æ æ                | san diego  i wanna be like u
       Tommy                | Hey Serendipty I got your back.
       Jeffro               | bout time I was welcomed 
       °Serendipty°         | Cool tommy
       *~City Slicker~*     | ack... I gotta go..
                            | huggggggggggggggggs Torm
       Tommy                | Why are they saying stuff to you about/
       *~City Slicker~*     | hugggggggggggggs Willow
       °Serendipty°         | Good riddence
       *SanDiegoGuy*        | Hugggggggggggggggggs city
       °Serendipty°         | Hugggs?
       *~City Slicker~*     | <Larry is calling me> <G>
       °Serendipty°         | You people are fucking
                            | pathetic!
       Tommy                | hugggggggggggggggggggggggs>>>>>>>>>>>>
       *SanDiegoGuy*        | I gotta go too....Huggggggggggs willow
       æ æ æ                | san diego quit trying to hot chat me
       °Serendipty°         | Hahaha
       *Willow*             | Huggggggggggggggggggggggggggs City honey :) 
                            | Huggggggggggggggggggggggs SDG honey :) 
       æ æ æ                | san diego is sending me fucked up pages