********** 12/31/95 6:56 PM  CB
C 18 : *SYSTEM*             | Switching to The Bear Cave
       !!Bah!!              | are you all conspiring against me?
       *Turtle*             | That may happen
       *angel of darkness*  | you flatter yourself, Bah
       *~City Slicker~*     | jeez. I wish I could cut and paste
       hm.                  | shao, i think so :)
       *angel of darkness*  | i kinda like that...
       *Ghost Who Walks*    | imagine..what this costs in Europe...and 
                            | these guys just 
                            | log on to make asses of themselves..
       *Siskelen E.Bear*    | <stretttch> well i'm not staying long anyway
       ~AngelBear~          | yeah you and that other FM you are hanging
                            | with
       !!Bah!!              | cut and paste? you do? 
                            | lol angel
       *angel of darkness*  | woohoooo... BR
       Marie                | Hi
       *DeCadence*          | I do it so divinely, though, Ghost.
       *Siskelen E.Bear*    | just wanted to stop in and see the Usual 
                            | Suspects
       *Turtle*             | Hiya Marie!
       !!Bah!!              | europe? cost? its not substantial, not at all 
                            | :)
       *angel of darkness*  | Hi Marie
       hm.                  | lol
       *DeCadence*          | I am zilla.
       *Hon Nee Bear*       | Huggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggs
       *angel of darkness*  | sounds like Bacc, doesnt it?
       !!Bah!!              | Agreed DeC.
       *Sweet Petunia*      | Hugggggggggggggsss HoN!!
       *angel of darkness*  | <nod> yes you are, Dec
       *Turtle*             | Hiya Dec!!!
       *angel of darkness*  | lol
       *~City Slicker~*     | huggggggggggggs Lori.. turn your invitges
                            | oof
       *Ghost Who Walks*    | heheh...we got the Big Guns now...
       Marie                | HI Turtle
       *Hon Nee Bear*       | Ok...who's the jerk tonight, Sweet P?
       *~City Slicker~*     | smoooooooooooooochBR
       *Sweet Petunia*      | Huggggggggsss BR
       ~AngelBear~          | huuuuuuuuuuuuuuggss Hon
       Marie                | wow things are moving fast in here
       ~AngelBear~          | Smoooooooooooooooooches!
                            | BR!
       *angel of darkness*  | lol HoNey... besides me, you mean?
       *B R Bear*           | smooooochers Sweetest Hon
                            | smooooooooochers City
       *Ghost Who Walks*    | Hoi BRo
       *Siskelen E.Bear*    | hey...how goes the party city?
       *B R Bear*           | smoooooooooochers Angel
       *Ghost Who Walks*    | huggses Hon
       *Sweet Petunia*      | !Bah and Bah!... they ain't got no Bah'lls
                            | <giggling>
       *Hon Nee Bear*       | LoL...You and me, Angel
       *angel of darkness*  | Dont smooch me, you BR!
       *B R Bear*           | shakers FigBro
       *Turtle*             | Hiz name iz Bah.........and he's WEAL 
                            | STEW-pid!  <giggle>
       *angel of darkness*  | LOL
       *B R Bear*           | shakers angel
       *angel of darkness*  | Stew pid?
                            | shakers BR
       !!Bah!!              | <giggle> ROFL Turtle!
       *Hon Nee Bear*       | Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh...... We have a turd, huh?
       *angel of darkness*  | hey! swp.. that's a good one
       hm.                  | :)
       *B R Bear*           | is that a newbie named Bah or did someone 
                            | puke in the corner??
       *Sweet Petunia*      | lol
       *~City Slicker~*     | lol
       *Ghost Who Walks*    | gosh CIty...he's not broken out of group to 
                            | amuse the 
                            | general populace again?
       *Sweet Petunia*      | ROFL BR
       !!Bah!!              | ROFL BEAR!
       *Hon Nee Bear*       | LOL.Br
       *B R Bear*           | huggggggs Pets
       *angel of darkness*  | LOL
       !!Bah!!              | I wish I had the humour of a five year old.
       *Turtle*             | He got thwon off last week, BR....... for da 
                            | same cwap
       *B R Bear*           | what wuss
       *~City Slicker~*     | lol. I asked him .. he said he doenst want to
                            | be in group and on channel <eyeroll>
       !!Bah!!              | No, I wasn't using this account last week 
                            | Turtle.
       *Hon Nee Bear*       | And has anyone called a helper in to deal 
                            | with this jerk?
       *angel of darkness*  | yeah, Bah.. would be a nice advance from your 
                            | 4 yr old humor
                            | right now
       *Siskelen E.Bear*    | so do we, bah...it would up your standing
       *Turtle*             | Uv course not........it got revoked!
       *~City Slicker~*     | hugggggggggggggs Trevg
                            | -g
       *Turtle*             | Your actions are your fingerprint, Bah
       *Siskelen E.Bear*    | huggggggggggggs Cityg
       *~City Slicker~*     | darn Larrys k./b
       *Siskelen E.Bear*    | <s>
                            | -g
       *Hon Nee Bear*       | He has fingers, Turtle?
       *angel of darkness*  | -. right?
       *Siskelen E.Bear*    | CITY--how goes things out yonder?
       *Hon Nee Bear*       | Ok... As I was doing as I came 
                            | in.....Huggggggggggggggs and Smoooooches, 
                            | Angel
                            | Huggggggggggggs and Smoooooochers, Turtle
       hm.                  | why are all the invites off? :)
       *Hon Nee Bear*       | Huggggggggs and Smoooooches, Sisk
       *angel of darkness*  | LOL HoNey
       *Hon Nee Bear*       | Hi Him
       *angel of darkness*  | why, hm... want me in your group?
       *Turtle*             | Huggssssss n smooooooocherz, Hon 
                            | Nee!
       *B R Bear*           | shakers Splicer
       *Hon Nee Bear*       | Huggggggggggggers, Sweet P
       *Siskelen E.Bear*    | hugggggggs n smooooches hon
       POPEYE               | hey all..
       *DeCadence*          | Angel can help you out with that Bah... most 
                            | of his jokes are five years old
                            | at least.
       *Siskelen E.Bear*    | shakers/huggs/etc all
       *B R Bear*           | shakers DeCad
       *Hon Nee Bear*       | Hi Popeye
       *angel of darkness*  | you flatter him, Dec
       *~`Akasha`~*         | lol
       *DeCadence*          | Hi BR!!!
       *angel of darkness*  | or is that Ted?
       *Hon Nee Bear*       | Huggggggggggggggs, Angel
       *~City Slicker~*     | lol.. they are both in group with me
       *angel of darkness*  | now i am really confused... Angel or angel... 
                            | or just akasha
                            | <g>
       *~`Akasha`~*         | uhmmm... <--getting confused with two angels
                            | in the cave
       *Turtle*             | Doz poor souls.........<EG>
       ~sarah~              | I love it
       *angel of darkness*  | yo! sarah
       *B R Bear*           | huggggggs sarah
       *~`Akasha`~*         | Doz?? <PERK!>
                            | lol Toit!@
       ~sarah~              | huggs BR, Hon
       *Hon Nee Bear*       | Opppppss....Sorry Angel... I'm not used to 
                            | "Mango Angel" in here at the same time
       !!Bah!!              | Hello lamers!
       ~sarah~              | hi angel
       "Stone GoLe]v["      | Hello, all
       *Hon Nee Bear*       | Huggggggggggs, Sarah
       *~`Akasha`~*         | ok.. <---has solution!
       *angel of darkness*  | lol akasha... down hormone.. down!!!
       *~City Slicker~*     | <soooo impressed with the Bahhhhhhs
                            | NOT
       *Turtle*             | Ya DEW?  
       *angel of darkness*  | it hasnt happened in awhile.. mango in the 
                            | cave <g> 
 hm.                        | any reason why all the invites are off? :)
       *~`Akasha`~*         | Ahhhhmm.. Use captial Angel when referring to
                            | me and lower case angel when talking to
                            | mango! KK>
       *B R Bear*           | hey Angel/Akasha.......angel never used his 
                            | "angel" handle (mango and a million 
                            | others) much til we started calling you angel 
                            |  rofl
       !!Bah!!              | you turned that around well Slicker :)
       *angel of darkness*  | why do you wanna know, hm?
       *~`Akasha`~*         | lol.. :P~~  BR!
       *angel of darkness*  | oh NOW you figure that out, Angel lol
       *Ghost Who Walks*    | you planning on inviting all of us repeatedly 
                            | or something 
                            | HM?
       *~City Slicker~*     | <AIMING SQUELCH GUN
       *Hon Nee Bear*       | How would you know if we all have invites 
                            | off, Hm?
       *angel of darkness*  | and not MILLION others, BR... just like four
       *Siskelen E.Bear*    | well, i just wanted to say Happy New Year to 
                            | everyone *before* i end up face down in a 
                            | puddle of my own vomit...<GGGGG> JK
       *~City Slicker~*     | <FIRING
       *B R Bear*           | hehe angel
       *angel of darkness*  | LOL sibbie.....
       *Hon Nee Bear*       | Hey Fig...Smoooooooooooooches
       *~City Slicker~*     | kaBLOOOOOM
       *~`Akasha`~*         | lol.. angel ... you and I figured that out 
                            | along
       *DeCadence*          | Personally, I switch mine off to keep out the 
                            | jerks.
       !!Bah!!              | "squelch gun". Aww, how sweet, they play
                            | nicely.
       *~`Akasha`~*         | time ago.. its just that no one wants to do it
                            | that way!
       *Sweet Petunia*      | EEeeeeeee Seb!! lol
       *angel of darkness*  | LOL
       *~City Slicker~*     | hugggggggggggggs Cooler
       *Hon Nee Bear*       | I always have my invites off.
       *Sweet Petunia*      | Happy New Year <smile>
       *angel of darkness*  | they're dumb <G>
       hm.                  | boo hoo :)
       *~`Akasha`~*         | lol.. agreed angel!
       *angel of darkness*  | anyways... i am off to feed my own face...
       scooby               | if any body from ohio and is 
                            | 17/f then press @@
       *~City Slicker~*     | huggggggggggggggs Gater
       *angel of darkness*  | @@
                            | @@@@@
       *B R Bear*           | so what his parents went out for new years 
                            | and left their little diaper wearing 
                            | thumb sucking son/thing Bah alone on the 
                            | puter huh? sigh
       *DeCadence*          | @@
       !!Bah!!              | <yawn>
       *angel of darkness*  | @@@@@@@@@@@@
       *Ghost Who Walks*    | @@
       *angel of darkness*  | LOL ted/figgy
       *Hon Nee Bear*       | @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@
       !!Bah!!              | Oi TWATS YOU ARE IN THE PRESENCE OF ROYALTY 
                            | SHUT THE FUCK UP!
       !!Bah!!              | LOL BR!
       ~sarah~              | @@@@@
       *~`Akasha`~*         | @@
       *Sweet Petunia*      | <yawwwwwwwn>
       chris                | $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
       *Ghost Who Walks*    | Ooo royalty...royal buttshpincters..
       *~City Slicker~*     | justsoyoucantreadtoomuchandhavefunenjoythis
       *angel of darkness*  | typewriter
       *DeCadence*          | What?  Camilla is here?
       *~`Akasha`~*         | @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@
       *~City Slicker~*     | oops
       !!Bah!!              | "buttshpincters"
       *angel of darkness*  | huggggies folks..
       *Sweet Petunia*      | rofl DeC
       !!Bah!!              | He is intelligent isnt he
       !!Bah!!              | "huggggies"
       *B R Bear*           | <<sticking Bah's royal head up his royalbutt>
       *~City Slicker~*     | lol BR
       !!Bah!!              | And you state WE'RE without maturity?
       *Hon Nee Bear*       | Well mango...are these enough newbies for ya?
       !!Bah!!              | tell me about your powerful friends?
       *B R Bear*           | saaaaa lute
       *~City Slicker~*     | <getting popcorn
       !!Bah!!              | you know people with haletosis?
       hm.                  | o0o0o0, shao has been hopped, a sure sign of 
                            | the infantile 
                            | maturity here :)
       "Stone GoLe]v["      | <perk> Hoppers?  Where....
       hm.                  | ah!
                            | jon!
       *Hon Nee Bear*       | <running to dumphole>Opppss..I pushed a bit 
                            | too hard on Mango, huh?
       hm.                  | :)
       *Ghost Who Walks*    | OH look...they called in backup....how 
                            | sweet...
       !!Bah!!              | Hiya Golem. Aren't these people with "Bear"
                            | in their handles the height of maturity?
       *B R Bear*           | lol Fig
       hm.                  | lolol
       *Turtle*             | .(o)(o).
                            | \____/
       *Hon Nee Bear*       | I have them all squelched already.
       "Stone GoLe]v["      | Well, Bear-ly mature :)
       !!Bah!!              | you squelch? any other tricks?
       *Hon Nee Bear*       | They pay good bucks to come in here and talk 
                            | to themselves?
       !!Bah!!              | :)
       *DeCadence*          | I thought Bah was a puerile attempt to spell 
                            | "bear"...
       *Turtle*             | ~ I don' wanna gwow up...... I'm a toyz 'r us 
                            | kiyud ~
       !!Bah!!              | Do you think that they have bear in there 
                            | handles because they are in real life 
                            | hairless?
       *Hon Nee Bear*       | ROFLLLL..DeCad
       *B R Bear*           | good one DeCad
       *DeCadence*          | The kind of mistake that really stupid people 
                            | make.
       *Sweet Petunia*      | rofl DeC
       *Turtle*             | ~ Dar'z lotsa lotsa lotsa toyz dat I can Pway 
                            | WIT! ~
                            | <wink City>
       !!Bah!!              | I thought DeCadance was a good attempt, 
                            | considering your intelligence, to spell 
                            | "Iamanuneducatedyank"
       *~City Slicker~*     | hehe
                            | rehugggggggggs Tom
       !!Bah!!              | I actually like to sit here and play with my 
                            | dad
       !!Bah!!              | lolol
       *~`Akasha`~*         | rehuuuuuuugs Tom!
       !!Bah!!              | He's more fun than momma is
       *DeCadence*          | Wrong on two counts, I'm afraid.
       !!Bah!!              | 5 of us now?
       *Sweet Petunia*      | lol
       !!Bah!!              | *Hon Nee Bear*, pretty funny. Though, I fear, 
                            | you may be getting to the end of your book?
       !!Bah!!              | 4 now
       !!Bah!!              | i'm just happy anyone is paying attention to 
                            | me...i thought the smell of my 
                            | unchanged diaper would make me an outcast
       *Windchime*          | hi all
       !!Bah!!              | Wow...My momma works fast at multipling
       !!Bah!!              | wow, a genius :)
       ~sarah~              | Hi lamers!
       !!Bah!!              | Umm..Let me know when the original one 
                            | leaves...I can't see him..LOL
       *~City Slicker~*     | gotta go for a bit..getting ready for cookout
       !!Bah!!              | WOW! Look at the profile of *Hon Nee Bear*! 
                            | How amusing!
       *Ghost Who Walks*    | <chuckle>
       *Turtle*             | I see you 101516,2405
       *Sweet Petunia*      | Hugggggsss City
       *Turtle*             | Reading
       !!Bah!!              | Found him
       *~City Slicker~*     | huggggggs, smooooooooches and Happy
                            | New Year all <cept for Bah>
       *Windchime*          | cya City !
       ~sarah~              | cookout! ohhhhh such PARTY ANIMALS!
       ~sarah~              | damn, now he's using my handle
       !!Bah!!              | I *love* how they state our user id's :)
       ~sarah~              | damn now she's using my handle!
       *Ghost Who Walks*    | Toodles City..y'all at least be cautious if 
                            | not safe..
       !!Bah!!              | <<is an idiot
       !!Bah!!              | Like, and? so? whats the point of that?
       !!Bah!!              | % 171   72072,550   !!Bah!!   18   ATLANTA, GA
       !!Bah!!              | <<is playing with myself
       !!Bah!!              | Ya know...He sounds a bit like Al, doesn't he 
                            | Br?
       *Turtle*             | I see him, Sarah....... he's not fewlin' 
                            | nobuddy!
       !!Bah!!              | <<is a jerk
       *~`Akasha`~*         | <---taking off
       !!Bah!!              | <--touchin my dog now
       !!Bah!!              | height of maturity *B R BEAR*?
       *Sweet Petunia*      | Huggggggggggggsss Akasha
       *Turtle*             | Hugggssssss Akasha!
       *~`Akasha`~*         | Huuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuggsss to all!  Happy
                            | new years!
       !!Bah!!              | *B R Bear*, impressive theasarus. "Jerk, 
                            | idiot". What next?
       !!Bah!!              | he sounds like ever other asshole that comes 
                            | on here....they all think they are 
                            | original..what a bunch of imitators
       scooby               | akasha do u want 2 talk
       !!Bah!!              | Bye 
                            | Angel.....Hugggggggggggggggggggggggggs!!!!!
       *~`Akasha`~*         | cept.. no hugs for Blah!
       !!Bah!!              | they all look in the mirror and think..i'm 
                            | soooo smart
       !!Bah!!              | boo hoo :)
       !!Bah!!              | funny no one else on the planet thinks so
       !!Bah!!              | *B R Bear*, you lack anything resembling 
                            | originality, so I wouldn't continue if I were 
                            | you.
       ~sarah~              | imitators???? you get kicked a lot then do 
                            | you?>
       !!Bah!!              | london???
                            | A bloody Brit??
                            | Paaattoooooeeeee
       !!Bah!!              | *B R Bear* is obviously in a mid life crisis 
                            | :)
       *Windchime*          | what's wrong with Brits ?  <g>
       !!Bah!!              | So, you can read user ids, and node ids? 
                            | ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, wow :)
       !!Bah!!              | sorry DeCad.  ..No offense
       scooby               | !!Bah!! U R A TWAT
       ~sarah~              | B R Bear does not have a life, dont be stupid
       !!Bah!!              | <<is obviously in a mid baby life crisis
       banana slug          | Hello!
       !!Bah!!              | ROFL *B R Bear*!
       !!Bah!!              | A life?
                            | I have a life?
       !!Bah!!              | no.
       !!Bah!!              | My life is having sex with my mom and dad at 
                            | night.
       !!Bah!!              | ROFL!
       !!Bah!!              | What, so you can produce more clones of 
                            | yourself?
       banana slug          | Alrighty then... Bye!
       !!Bah!!              | :)
       !!Bah!!              | I can play with myself more easily if I have 
                            | clones.
       *B R Bear*           | but you know in reality..these self impressed 
                            | assholes come in here and you 
                            | think they might be fun to mess with..but in 
                            | the end they are only boring
                            | Bah get some real insults
       !!Bah!!              | <yawn> You're right Br...I'm a bit bored.
       !!Bah!!              | ROFL B R Bear
       *Ghost Who Walks*    | yep...gets boring after teh first couple 
                            | hundred of 'em BR..
       "Stone GoLe]v["      | I see I accidentally stumbled in on Mensa
                            | night here....
       *B R Bear*           | <high fiving Fig>
       !!Bah!!              | *B R Bear*, may we use your insults? ok. 
                            | JERK!! IDIOT!!
       *Ghost Who Walks*    | ^5s
       hil                  | hi everyone
                            | what's up
       howie                | hello all
       *Hon Nee Bear*       | <sigh> They really get boring after awhile
                            | Hi Hil
                            | Hi Howie
       ~sarah~              | I thought you squelched us Hon Nee Bear?
       *Turtle*             | <---nailed London Blah.........<G>
       hil                  | hi hon nee bear
       *B R Bear*           | Bah when you have something interesting and 
                            | orignal to say..maybe i'll 
                            | respond..til then i'll ignore you like the 
                            | rest of the ants
       ~sarah~              | HAHAHAHA SHE CANT SQUELCH!
                            | LAMER BITCH!
       *B R Bear*           | lol Turtle
       !!Bah!!              | jon, shao, except the invite!
       howie                | It all seems a bit tense in here!
       *Hon Nee Bear*       | Got rid of that one now too.
       howie                | No one celebrating new year
       *Hon Nee Bear*       | <--celebrating
                            | <tossing cashews onto the cave floor>
       hil                  | i wish nothing to do tonight
       herbert              | poop
       *Hon Nee Bear*       | Turtle and Fig?????  Where did everyone else 
                            | go?
       *Ghost Who Walks*    | I dunno...
       howie                | round things bye bye
       *Hon Nee Bear*       | Just squelch them, Howie..Save your breath 
                            | and time with them.
       herbert              | bott. we're here.
       *Turtle*             | .(o)(o).
                            | \____/
       *B R Bear*           | so Fig...is this a new celebration for you 
                            | tonite? or did you ever pass out from last 
                            | nite's celebration??? <g>
       herbert              | that's cool, turtle.
       *B R Bear*           | <<squleched all the losers already
       *Hon Nee Bear*       | He's still going from last night, Br
       herbert              | do it again!
       *Ghost Who Walks*    | lol...I'm in teh process of recovering from 
                            | last night still
       !!Bah!!              | you try to argue with us, fail, then 
                            | "squelch" us. Awwwwww :)
       hm.                  | the losers, thelosers :)
       herbert              | toot
       The stud master      | allo
       herbert              | oh toilets
       The stud master      | talk to me  
       *Hon Nee Bear*       | <sigh>
       The stud master      | herbert is a very bad person
                            | who agrees with me
       *Ghost Who Walks*    | <chuckle> like we've not seen the old "I
                            | gotta new job 
                            | number" trick before..
       *B R Bear*           | you know the funny thing hon....it takes 
                            | those babies a heck of a lot longer to 
                            | leave and come back then the one second it 
                            | takes me to resquelch them
       ~sarah~              | lol BR
       hm.                  | <chuckle, giggle> 
       ~sarah~              | lol BR you really are a complete gay!
       The stud master      |  herbert.  I know you slept with my mom
       hm.                  | :)
       The stud master      | Your dead
       *Turtle*             | <--know whew da REAL -sarah~ iz.....<G>
       *Ghost Who Walks*    | gee..I hate it when I have to squelch 
                            | everybody who's not 
                            | on the list...
       *Hon Nee Bear*       | That's true Br.
       *Turtle*             | Yup!..........I sure iz!
       *Hon Nee Bear*       | I think it's so funny when they do that.  It 
                            | only takes a sec to resquelch the idiots.
       *Turtle*             | <giggle>
       ~sarah~              | lol toitle
       *Hon Nee Bear*       | And Sarah!!
                            | You get blessed to have them imitate you.
                            | Fags maybe?
       *B R Bear*           | well they can spend their money talking to 
                            | themselves..since we have them all 
                            | squelched..and spend their money popping in 
                            | and out of cb..while we enjoy each 
                            | other's company
       *Coconut Joe*        | Hello all.
       *B R Bear*           | hi Joe
       *Hon Nee Bear*       | <wiggling fingers> Maybe they like imitating
                            | girls
                            | Hi Joe
       Boone                | Hello cave
       *Turtle*             | <fetching da skirtz>
       *Coconut Joe*        | hlo boone
       *B R Bear*           | i think they like imitating people 
                            | hon...since they baboons
       "Stone GoLe]v["      | I say....hello, all
       *Ghost Who Walks*    | would that be the ever elusive blue bunkied 
                            | baboon BR?
       *Hon Nee Bear*       | Hi Boone
       *Coconut Joe*        | Bless you.  SOunds like you got a cold, #$(*&#
       Boone                | Hi bear
       "Stone GoLe]v["      | Hello, MC
       *Hon Nee Bear*       | Maybe baboon with red butts?
       "Stone GoLe]v["      | <-----invites are on :)
       *B R Bear*           | hi boone
       *Hon Nee Bear*       | Congrats
                            | <snickering> You'll be sorry you announced
                            | that, Stone
       *Turtle*             | Hay!  Whew left da 'fridgerator open!  
                            | <crawling in>
       "Stone GoLe]v["      | Hon Nee> I am sorry I can't find any 
                            | intelligence here
       *Hon Nee Bear*       | <closing refrig door>
       *Turtle*             | Ut oh.......<echo>
       *Hon Nee Bear*       | You'll have to squelch those others, Stone.
       *Turtle*             | <banging on door>  Lemmo out!
       *B R Bear*           | so sarah...did you go get your uid with 
                            | stars? <g>
       "Stone GoLe]v["      | I was referring to you all
       *Hon Nee Bear*       | <shrugging> Some get their kicks that way, I
                            | guess
       "Stone GoLe]v["      | :)
       *~sarah~*            | yeah...let 'em try and use this one
       *Turtle*             | Goooooooo sarah!
                            | <G>
       *Coconut Joe*        | Arghhhhh!!!! I just got knocked off by all 
                            | the invites... Don't do that!!!!
       *Hon Nee Bear*       | You can always leave, Stone
       *B R Bear*           | <<another squelch target Stoneshit>
       *Hon Nee Bear*       | Turn them off, Joe
       "Stone GoLe]v["      | And miss you squeclhing eveyone?  God forbid
       *Hon Nee Bear*       | They'll keep doing it.
       *B R Bear*           | sigh...its gonna be a longgggg nite
       "Stone GoLe]v["      | No offense MC
                            | :)
       *Coconut Joe*        | how? hon nee
       *Hon Nee Bear*       | <sigh> I guess you're just as intelligent as 
                            | those others, Stone...Byeeeeeeeeeee
                            | Just a min, Joe
       *B R Bear*           | go to special...then preferences..then cb 
                            | simulator..then invites off
       *~sarah~*            | I've been here for 7 months, and I've never
                            | seen this 
                            | kinda scene before
       *Hon Nee Bear*       | Ok..Joe
       MO MURDER            | WUZ UP?
       *Turtle*             | <---been here two years.............and 
                            | logging
       *B R Bear*           | its when their parents are all outta the 
                            | house sarah..the babies get loose
                            | hi Res
       *Hon Nee Bear*       | Click up on top... People... Click on 
                            | squelch...then click on everyone you want to 
                            | squelch.
       *Turtle*             | Hay!  Sumbuddy lemme outta da 'fridge!  
                            | <bang bang>
       *Hon Nee Bear*       | You'll see lots of it for a couple of months, 
                            | Sarah
                            | Hey Res..Hugggggggggers
       *Ghost Who Walks*    | yep..new modems and all for Xmas
       *B R Bear*           | <<opening the fridge> hey did someone put
                            | live food in here?
       *~sarah~*            | It's sad, especially for me because you all 
                            | know I love 
                            | brits
       *Hon Nee Bear*       | <running and opening refrig door> Sorry Turtle
       MO MURDER            | <ROLLS UP A SPLIF>
       *Turtle*             | <shivering>
       arthur Dent          | Hi everyone!
       *Turtle*             | BRRRRRRRRR!!
       *B R Bear*           | hi arthur
       *The X Guy*          | Happy friggin New Year!!!
       *Hon Nee Bear*       | X..Turn off invites and sends really quicklike
       *Ghost Who Walks*    | Hoi X
       MO MURDER            | HEY ANY GANGSTA'S OUT DER?
       *B R Bear*           | shakers X!!!
       *Hon Nee Bear*       | We have idiots in here again
       *~sarah~*            | hi Xie !
       *Turtle*             | XIe!!!!!!
       *Ghost Who Walks*    | dang..I don't think I've Ever squelched this
                            | many people 
                            | in a day..
       *Hon Nee Bear*       | Purrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrkers 
                            | X....smoooooooooooooooooooochers
       *Turtle*             | Turn yur invites off and get yur lawgerz 
                            | rollin!
       *Res*                | Hiya Lori, BR
       *B R Bear*           | Bah...hm..herbert...the stud master...Stone 
                            | some crap....they are all jerks X
       *Hon Nee Bear*       | Me either Fig...Fun, isn't it?
       *Ghost Who Walks*    | heck..I don't think I've squelched this many
                            | in my whole 
                            | CB career..
       *B R Bear*           | lol Fig
       *Hon Nee Bear*       | LOL
       MO MURDER            | THIS SUCKS IM OUTTA HERE!
       *Hon Nee Bear*       | Parents were kind to these idiots this year.
       *B R Bear*           | <<slaming the door on mo's butt>
                            | hit the road jack
       *Hon Nee Bear*       | Gets them out of their hair, I guess
       *Turtle*             | <playing with screendoor......woppin' 
                            | naughty behinds on da way out>
       *B R Bear*           | yeah cb is the new babysitter..took the place 
                            | of tv
       *Turtle*             | <giggle>
       *THE MAKER*          | Hello all
       MO MURDER            | <KICKIN BEAR IN THA MOUTH>
       *B R Bear*           | i knew you wouldn't leave..you're just like
                            | every other baby..you say i'm leavin..and 
                            | then we have to squelch your rude ass
       *Res*                | Whoa, excitement here tonight.
       *Hon Nee Bear*       | <taking Mo's dick and shoving it in his own
                            | mouth> Here, suck on this for awhile.
       *B R Bear*           | too slow Bah jerk
       *~sarah~*            | rofl Hon
       *B R Bear*           | already squelched you
       *Hon Nee Bear*       | LOL..Nice try tho, Bah
       *THE MAKER*          | BoC is back
       *Hon Nee Bear*       | Already got ya
       *B R Bear*           | <<laffing my arse off>> what a loser
       MO MURDER            | BUCK BUCK NIGGAZ , U SORRY ASS HOEZ  
                            | hahahaha 187 187 187 187 187 U MAKE A NICE 
                            | COAT BEAR U BITCH, LATER ON HOEZ!
       *Hon Nee Bear*       | he talks like a blackman
                            | bye black beautie
       *The X Guy*          | ok back
       *Res*                | Gee, kinda sorry I missed whatever went on to 
                            | piss off MO
       *The X Guy*          | fucking Bah!!!
       *B R Bear*           | got your sends off now X?
                            | squelch the baby
       *Ghost Who Walks*    | <chuckle> got you too eh Xie?
       *Turtle*             | Yup.......he was here last week, X
       *B R Bear*           | we all need to go feedback about him....get 
                            | his account pulled for real
       *Coconut Joe*        | hello.... is the BAH jerk around still.
       *Hon Nee Bear*       | <---they didn't get me.  Stupid kiddies
       *The X Guy*          | yeah scrolled so bad my no invite command 
                            | didn't work
       *Hon Nee Bear*       | I hope not, Joe
       *Turtle*             | Now how do we dump these losers?
       *B R Bear*           | <<writing down his UID..gonna email it to ALL
                            | my friends>
                            | we'll get everyone we know to say they were 
                            | here..whether they were or not..and 
                            | how he insulted them
       *Hon Nee Bear*       | We wait til a helper comes in and kicks them 
                            | off for a few days, Turtle
       *B R Bear*           | bye bye Bah shit
       *Hon Nee Bear*       | I've logged enough of this earlier and will 
                            | send it to everyone so we all can report 
                            | them all.
       *B R Bear*           | usually they are on a corporate account..and 
                            | we get their daddy in big trouble  lol
       *Turtle*             | oooOOOoooooo!
                            | <EG>
       *Hon Nee Bear*       | Those are more fun to get, Br
       *The X Guy*          | shakers BR, since didn't get to do that 
       *B R Bear*           | shakers X!!
       *The X Guy*          | hm. go get fucked!!
       *Ghost Who Walks*    | Hoi X...
       *The X Guy*          | shakes Fig!!
       *Hon Nee Bear*       | Umm.. bah can probably do that to him.
       *B R Bear*           | Bah...hm.....MO MURDER.....squelch em all X
       *THE MAKER*          | There's four People here 
                            | without Reserved handles
       *Turtle*             | Xie, log 'em and track 'em
       *B R Bear*           | Bah probally is right now
       *Hon Nee Bear*       | so what, Maker?
                            | Point being?
       *B R Bear*           | Bah would have to double his IQ to be smarter 
                            | than a paper bag
       *The X Guy*          | yeah and two of the 4 are morons!
       !!!!!!!!Bah!!!!!!!!  | Oh no, he'll have to card another one.
       *Hon Nee Bear*       | He probably lives in that paper bag, Br
       *Ghost Who Walks*    | I think his point Hon, is that them of us 
                            | with stars seem to 
                            | be reasonably intelligent..
       *Hon Nee Bear*       | Either that or craps in one on a daily basis.
       *B R Bear*           | he probally pee's in it..then sleeps in it hon
                            | gmta hon
       *The X Guy*          | I can go along with that, Fig
                            | rofl Lori and BR
       !!!!!!!!Bah!!!!!!!!  | :)
       *Ghost Who Walks*    | Couldn't tell ya for sure, X...I just did a 
                            | blanket squelch I 
                            | got so chapped.
       *Hon Nee Bear*       | He's trying to go from the lobby to here to 
                            | see if that'll unsquelch himself..Gawd...how 
                            | stupid!!
       *B R Bear*           | so X....having a good new year eve's day?
       !!!!!!!!Bah!!!!!!!!  | chapped? your father at it again?
       *The X Guy*          | rofl
       *B R Bear*           | <<waiting for X to harass me about the Pack>
                            | <g>
       *The X Guy*          | yep I am, BR... not doing much though
                            | oh yeah!!!  Packers kicked Atlanta butt!!!
       *Hon Nee Bear*       | Now they have to go to SF and face a real 
                            | team now.
       *B R Bear*           | hey i saw a bunch of *real* 
                            | cheeseheads....they really had cheese on 
                            | their heads 
                            | X <g>
       *The X Guy*          | too bad have to face SF though <cringe>
       *Hon Nee Bear*       | <smiling> Excuse Br, X.....He's from the south
       *The X Guy*          | lol yep that they do BR!!!
       *Res*                | Wow Honey, how did you boot me like that?
       *The X Guy*          | lol Lori
       Biscuit Barrel       | hi all
       *Turtle*             | Me tew.....<giggle>
       *The X Guy*          | DEEP south, Turtle 
       *Hon Nee Bear*       | I just walked up and pushed a little, Res.... 
                            | did I push too hard?  :))
       *Turtle*             | Uhhhh........ duz medium south count?
       *B R Bear*           | hi biscuit
       *Hon Nee Bear*       | Hi Barrel
       *Ghost Who Walks*    | well, I'm gonna go make some noodles for 
                            | dinner 
                            | gang..cy'all alters
                            | er laters
       *The X Guy*          | lol Turtle, close enough
       Biscuit Barrel       | So what's happening
       *Turtle*             | Cya Ghost!
       *The X Guy*          | shakes Fig!!
       cowboy               | Hi  Ya'll
       Biscuit Barrel       | ?
       *Hon Nee Bear*       | Bye Fig....Smoooooooooooooooches
                            | Hi Cowboy
                            | Just stick around a bit, Barrel...You'll find 
                            | out in a real hurry
       *The X Guy*          | hiya Cowboy
       cowboy               | what's goin... on
       *B R Bear*           | lol Hon
       *Hon Nee Bear*       | You'll see, Cowboy
       *The X Guy*          | wow already up to 83 on countdown on radio
       cowboy               | I can't wait!
       *Hon Nee Bear*       | They'll sort of disappear once the helpers 
                            | get their bums in here.
       !!!!!!!!Bah!!!!!!!!  | you won't have to.
       *The X Guy*          | Morbid, what's your prob?
       !!!!!!!!Bah!!!!!!!!  | no, we'll change accounts, duhhhhhhhhhhh.
       *The X Guy*          | yeah all the :PPPing
       *Hon Nee Bear*       | YOu didn't squelch that one yet, X?
       *Turtle*             | <---logged *GothikWench* 76165,1541 
                            | Columbus, OH
       *The X Guy*          | I will now
       *Turtle*             | <G>
       *Hon Nee Bear*       | WTF is that, Turtle?
                            | Are they in here?
       *Coconut Joe*        | Back again. I am PO'd big time.
       *The X Guy*          | ~!GrenchWench!~      Ch 18   AES  Sun Oct 15 
                            | 1995
                            | ~MorbidConcubine~    Ch 18   AES  Sun Dec 31 
                            | 1995
                            | ~!MephistoWenchie!~  Ch 13   AES  Fri Dec 29 
                            | 1995
       *Turtle*             | no........ you were adding tew da mayem...... 
                            | Dat'z MY job!  ROFL!
       *B R Bear*           | go X!!
       *Turtle*             | Go XIE!!
       *The X Guy*          | rofl Turtle
       *Turtle*             | No......better.......<EG>
       *Coconut Joe*        | Hey, X Guy.
       *Hon Nee Bear*       | LOL
       *~sarah~*            | calvary is on the way.... !
       *Res*                | Jeesh
       *The X Guy*          | hiya Joe
       *Res*                | Rezzers X
       *Hon Nee Bear*       | Did you get them all squelched, Joe?
       *Turtle*             | Watch 'em scatter!!!!
       *The X Guy*          | Rez Res
       *~sarah~*            | I found a helper
       *Coconut Joe*        | Yup! Finally, after being kicked out three 
                            | times....
       *Hon Nee Bear*       | Good going, Sarah
       *Coconut Joe*        | way to go sarah.
       *The X Guy*          | scary part is I'm actually happy about that, 
                            | sarah lol
       *Res*                | Honey has kicked me twice now.
       *~sarah~*            | lol
       *Res*                | LOL
       *Turtle*             | Yur my hewo!!  <hopping up in Sarah's 
                            | wap>
                            | SthmOOOOOOOOch!
       *B R Bear*           | funny..i bet we don't see the babies talking 
                            | real big when a helper gets here
                            | chickens
                            | cluck
                            | cluck
       *Turtle*             | ROFL!
       *Hon Nee Bear*       | Joe...to turn off invites and all 
                            | sends....Click on Special.....click on 
                            | preferences..then 
                            | click on turn invites and sends off...then 
                            | click on ok
       *The X Guy*          | <makese chicken motion with arms>
       *Coconut Joe*        | rofl
       *B R Bear*           | run chickens run
       *Turtle*             | Hiya Bah!...... ready fer a new acct?
       *Res*                | Who beath the chickens BR?
       *Bacall*             | I spoke with Herbert and let 
                            | him know that He was being 
                            | recorded and could lose if 
                            | he kept it up
       *Hon Nee Bear*       | There's Oby
       *Coconut Joe*        | Thansk Hon Nee Bear, I appreciate it!
       *The X Guy*          | save us oh mighty helpers!! <snikker>
C 27 : *SYSTEM*             | Switching to Mac Mania
       *Hon Nee Bear*       | Oby??
                            | We're having tons of trouble over in the cave.
                            | We can't turn our sends on for all of us to 
                            | talk to you about it.
       Oby!                 | hi, ok
       *Hon Nee Bear*       | If we do, we get bombarded with sends and get 
                            | dumped.
                            | Thanks...
       Oby!                 | wait...
       *Hon Nee Bear*       | what?
       Oby!                 | you can squelch you know?
       *Hon Nee Bear*       | We have them all squelched..they keep popping 
                            | off then coming back
       Oby!                 | then the bozos have fun all by themselves! <g>
       *Hon Nee Bear*       | We're trying that, Oby
       Oby!                 | ahh, ok, i'll watch for a bit
       *Hon Nee Bear*       | <S> Thanks...You'll see.
C 18 : *SYSTEM*             | Switching to The Bear Cave
       tj                   | hello
       *The X Guy*          | hiya tj
       !!!!!!!!Bah!!!!!!!!  | Hiya tj
       *Hon Nee Bear*       | Hi J
                            | Hi Tj
       *Turtle*             | <calling pizza place on fone> ......75 pizzas
                            | and charge it tew ch 17
                            | <giggle>
       *Res*                | Guess I figured out who one of the pricks are.
       <yawn> <yawn> :P     | ROFL!
       !!!!!!!!Bah!!!!!!!!  | ROFL TURTLE!
       *~sarah~*            | lol toitle
       !!!!!!!!Bah!!!!!!!!  | <cough>
       *Coconut Joe*        | Good idea turtle.
       !!!!!!!!Bah!!!!!!!!  | <splutter>
       *Hon Nee Bear*       | There are 3 in here, Res
       !!!!!!!!Bah!!!!!!!!  | Back again Joe? :)
       <yawn> <yawn> :P     | :)
       *The X Guy*          | rofl Turtle
       *Turtle*             | <click>.......calling movie rental.....
       *Res*                | Listen you little asshole, bend over so I can 
                            | insert my foot 
                            | up your puny little ass.
       !!!!!!!!Bah!!!!!!!!  | You wish.
       <yawn> <yawn> :P     | lololol
       *Turtle*             | I wanna rent ALL yur movies and charge it 
                            | ta ch 17!
       cowboy               | Hi again..... take it easy!
       *Turtle*             | <click>
       *Coconut Joe*        | <--calling dial-a-beer
       fracker              | Does anyone know how to mush?
       <yawn> <yawn> :P     | ROFL *Turtle*!
       !!!!!!!!Bah!!!!!!!!  | Turtle? are you trying to be funny? or? 
       *B R Bear*           | they won't do anything now...they know a 
                            | helper is on to them..and they are 
                            | chicken
       *The X Guy*          | take it easy??  the Eagles song?
       *Hon Nee Bear*       | Cowboy...You're going to have to turn off 
                            | your sends......they'll keep bombarding you 
                            | and kicking you out.
       !!!!!!!!Bah!!!!!!!!  | WHAT AM I DOING B R BEAR? DO YOU HAVE EYES?
       <yawn> <yawn> :P     | rofl
       *Turtle*             | <calling local YMCA>  I'm cutting ALL my
                            | donations.........tanks!
       !!!!!!!!Bah!!!!!!!!  | I'd never do that. Where DID you get THAT 
                            | idea?
       *Turtle*             | <click>
       !!!!!!!!Bah!!!!!!!!  | <click>
       <yawn> <yawn> :P     | <wiggling fingers> <snikker>
       *~sarah~*            | toitle: you're terrific
       fracker              | Why do they call you turtle?
       *Turtle*             | <calling FBI>  I wanna burger with pickles 
                            | and onions and........wha?.....wrong 
                            | nummer.........
       !!!!!!!!Bah!!!!!!!!  | sarah: you're stupid.
       *The X Guy*          | well I got e-mail from Goose today, so he's 
                            | still alive
       *Turtle*             | <click>
       !!!!!!!!Bah!!!!!!!!  | QUIE: I HATE YOU.
       *Hon Nee Bear*       | Goose still lives??
       !!!!!!!!Bah!!!!!!!!  | <yawn>
       *Coconut Joe*        | la la la .......sugar me, yah, give a little 
                            | love.... la la la
       *Turtle*             | Goose?........lives?
       fracker              | Is it because you're mentally or physically 
                            | slow?
       cowboy               | Try that again!
       *The X Guy*          | yep and said he's going to get sh*t faced 
                            | tonight, big shocker lol
       *Coconut Joe*        | la la la , pour some sugar on me...... la la 
                            | la
       ~! bah !~            | <yawn>
       <yawn> <yawn> :P     | *Turtle* what is this attempt at huumor? you 
                            | havent been frequenting 
                            | ch 17?
       *Coconut Joe*        | <sip>
                            | silence once again hits the cave...
       *Turtle*             | <calling oreo cookie fwactory...........>
       *Res*                | Goose is still alive?
       *Hon Nee Bear*       | Order me a pack too, Turtle
       *Coconut Joe*        | Ohhhhhh, go Turtle go...
       *Turtle*             | I wanna buy ALL yur oreos fer da next year 
                            | and charge it ta 17!
                            | <giggle>
                            | .......will dat dew?
                            | <bwink bwink>
       *Hon Nee Bear*       | LOL..I don't think they'll notice, Turtle.
       *Coconut Joe*        | rofl Turtle
       *The Inauspicious*   | ????
       *Turtle*             | Day won't?
       *Hon Nee Bear*       | They'd just add it to the bill that mom and 
                            | dad pays
       *Turtle*             | <back to fone>  Make it TEN yearz!
       *The X Guy*          | wow a years supply of oreos??  will last 
                            | Turtle a week tops!
       *Hon Nee Bear*       | Hmmm...Now that might work
       *Coconut Joe*        | BRB
       *Res*                | there much better now.
       *The Inauspicious*   | Why was I invited here pat?? I mean.. Why 
                            | would I hang around 
                            | raw sewage? :)
       *Hon Nee Bear*       | It'll last a week?
       *Turtle*             | HooooWIE!   da herd'z gonna WUB dis!
       *Res*                | Launched the squelch bomb
       *Hon Nee Bear*       | Did they get you dumped too, Res?
       *The X Guy*          | lol Turtle
       *Res*                | several times
       *Hon Nee Bear*       | LOL
       *Turtle*             | Okay..........who can I call next? <ponder 
                            | ponder>
       *Hon Nee Bear*       | We all turned off our sends when we first got 
                            | on.
       *Res*                | Took down there users IDs, will report them 
                            | to CIS
       *The Inauspicious*   | Yeah. Arent they? They make the teen channel 
                            | look like a mecca
       *The X Guy*          | they didn't dump me before, but was tired of 
                            | watching the scroll lol
       *Hon Nee Bear*       | We all did, Res
       *Turtle*             | <giggle>........day threw me out, Bah
                            | Escort service?.........yur tew 
                            | young......<giggle>
       *Res*                | Can they see us?
                            | LOL
       *Hon Nee Bear*       | I tried to warn you, X.... I couldn't send to 
                            | you to tell you 
       *The Inauspicious*   | Here comes res with her/his censorship to the 
                            | rescue!!  When 
                            | you cant report us for anything! We use no 
                            | vulgar language
       *The X Guy*          | probably Res, but who cares lol
       *Hon Nee Bear*       | They can see us...we can't see them.
       *The X Guy*          | well after you squelch em, turn sends back on 
                            | lol
       *Res*                | Dang missed Inauspicious
                            | There much bettter
       *Turtle*             | Dang.......... deez guys need more help.....
       *The Inauspicious*   | Ohh no!! Shes going to report me when she has 
                            | no proof! Dont 
                            | edit those logs...
       *Turtle*             | <calling dawgie pound>
       *Res*                | Supposed he would mind if I called him a limp 
                            | dick?
       *The X Guy*          | rofl Turtle, Dawgie?
       *Res*                | Probably not.
       *Turtle*             | Dat's cuz I'm a pro!  <gwinning proudly>
       *The Inauspicious*   | Hmm... This is sad... People that are mature 
                            | adults whining to 
                            | cis to rescue them with their censorship... 
                            | You know res, you are 
                            | a narc...
       *Turtle*             | Dawgie?........no I din' pee in his fewd 
                            | bowl......<bwink bwink>
       *The Inauspicious*   | Sad Sad Sad
       *Res*                | guess being in London really screws up your 
                            | head.
       *The X Guy*          | oh I see another squelch
       *Hon Nee Bear*       | Inausp?????  Do you have your sends on?
       *Turtle*             | I'm not dar either........<snikker>
       *The Inauspicious*   | "Squelch bomb"  "Whaa!! Whaaa!!!! Im going to 
                            | report you to cis, 
                            | whaa!!! whaa!!!!"
       *Res*                | Better spell it out phonetically for him Honey
       *Turtle*             | Nope........ I'm senseless!.......I 
                            | tink.......
       *The X Guy*          | well if you kept getting knocked off because 
                            | of their constant invites Inaus, perhaps you 
                            | would understand
       *Hon Nee Bear*       | <smiling>  Bah??  If you're still in here....
                            | <looking>..yup..still in here.. why don't you 
                            | show Inausp. what you can do.
       *Turtle*             | Teleyfone.......!!!
       *Res*                | Leaving people.
                            | HNY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
       *Hon Nee Bear*       | JJ....Turn off your invites and sends.... 
                            | really fast.
       *The X Guy*          | laters Res, HNY!!!!
       *The Inauspicious*   | Hmm what can he do? 
       *~jessie*            | Hi everyone      lol  that bad huh?
       *The Inauspicious*   | Oh you people are lame...
                            | Punting people with mass invites?
       *Turtle*             | Turtles mom:  HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!
       *The Inauspicious*   | ROFL!!
       *Hon Nee Bear*       | <sigh> Another child, I suppose.
       *B R Bear*           | huggggs and smooches JJ
       *Turtle*             | SHe's on da fone
       *Hon Nee Bear*       | bye inausp
       *The Inauspicious*   | LOLOLOL!!!!
       *The X Guy*          | bye Inaus
       *The Inauspicious*   | Lame
       *~jessie*            | I just stopped to say Happy New Year to those 
                            | of you i
                            | know and care about
       *Hon Nee Bear*       | <click click>  
       *The X Guy*          | ahh peaceful now
       *~sarah~*            | Happy New Year, Jessie
       *The X Guy*          | kissssssssssssses JJ, Happy New Year!!
       *Hon Nee Bear*       | Happy New Year, JJ.....Hugggggggggggggggggggs
       *Turtle*             | Huggggssssss Jessie!
       *~jessie*            | hugggggss   be safe tonight
       *Hon Nee Bear*       | We will JJ..You too.
       *The X Guy*          | Xie's mom says hi and happy new year
       *Hon Nee Bear*       | LOL!!   <waving> Hi Xies Mum!!!!!!!
                            | Happy New Year to you too!
       *Turtle*             | <giggle>
       *Hon Nee Bear*       | <hanging head> Sorry about all the tp.... 
                            | Umm...that was all...<looking> ..BR's fault!
       *B R Bear*           | Happy New Year....X's mom
       *Turtle*             | <kissing Inaussie's teeny butt>
       *The X Guy*          | I'll be safe, will be careful if actually 
                            | leave my room lol
       *Turtle*             | Hee hee!
       *B R Bear*           | Hon!! you booger
       *Hon Nee Bear*       | <snicker>
       *The X Guy*          | Xie's mom: I didn't mind all the tp, we have
                            | so many assholes in this house I can't keep 
                            | up on tp anyway
       *B R Bear*           | lol
       *Turtle*             | Yur here......ROFL!
       *Hon Nee Bear*       | LOL!!!
                            | Even your typing has gotten so much better 
                            | since you've been doing all of X's 
                            | emailing!
       *The X Guy*          | and BR made the skidmark too, Lori?? rofl
       *B R Bear*           | <blush>
       *The X Guy*          | I typed that lol
       *Turtle*             | Dratz......... it's TUFF typin' wit flipperz
       *Hon Nee Bear*       | LOL
       *The X Guy*          | she'd still be typing <snikker>
       *Hon Nee Bear*       | Is that why it was so good?
       *The X Guy*          | lol Turtle
       *Hon Nee Bear*       | ROFLLL!!!
                            | Smack him one, Mom
       *The X Guy*          | offfffffffff!!!!
       *Hon Nee Bear*       | <smiling> Sorry X..you deserved that one.
       *Turtle*             | Hay!  Xie, did ya steal my Twisted Sister 
                            | record?
       *The X Guy*          | she's gone now, so get pervy again
       *Hon Nee Bear*       | <evil grin>
       *The X Guy*          | errr umm yep Turtle, I BORROWED it lol
       *Hon Nee Bear*       | <peeking out screen> Really gone?
       *The X Guy*          | yep Lori
       *Hon Nee Bear*       | <tweaking X> hehehee
       *Turtle*             | <looking at check out slip>  In 1985???
       *Hon Nee Bear*       | <pulling hand back and laughing>
       *Turtle*             | <scratchin' noggin>
       *The X Guy*          | hmmm ok maybe its not your's then Turtle, but 
                            | <handing it over> here ya go
       *Hon Nee Bear*       | Well, hopefully we'll get some good newbies 
                            | for in here this year.
                            | We got some great ones last year.
       *Coconut Joe*        | back......<slurp>
       *The X Guy*          | yeah need some good ones
       *~sarah~*            | If they're like those two, no thanks, Hon
       *Hon Nee Bear*       | <looking at Joe> Ok..whatcha eating?
       *B R Bear*           | those weren't newbies sarah
       *Coconut Joe*        | A perhogy.
       *~sarah~*            | no?
       *Hon Nee Bear*       | Naww.... we got some really good ones, 
                            | Sarah...Nothing like those two.
       *Turtle*             | Just one here now.......<EG>
       *Hon Nee Bear*       | I hear those are great!
       *Turtle*             | Woopz
                            | ........skwatch dat!
       *Hon Nee Bear*       | Let me guess...You're Italian
       *B R Bear*           | they think we are stupid enuff to think they 
                            | are..but actually they are oldies....hiding 
                            | in accounts without reserved handles
       *Coconut Joe*        | Best thing since peanut butter and honey 
                            | sandwiches.
       *Turtle*             | Fewd?........PERK!
       *~sarah~*            | my god
       *B R Bear*           | they'll come on with their regular accounts 
                            | and think they got away with it too
       *The X Guy*          | yep I even got them on database
       *B R Bear*           | but they won't have
       *Hon Nee Bear*       | Ahhhh.....<winking> I gotcha
       *Coconut Joe*        | he he he
       *B R Bear*           | wtg X <high fiving>
       *Hon Nee Bear*       | It takes a lot to compare to a PB&J
       *B R Bear*           | brb
       *Turtle*             | Darnit X!.......ya got my AC/DC TEW???
       *Coconut Joe*        | true.
       *Hon Nee Bear*       | We're actually sitting here waiting on some 
                            | friends to come over to celebrate the 
                            | New Year
       *The X Guy*          | <innocent look> no not me Turtle 
       *Hon Nee Bear*       | Gonna fondue again this evening.
                            | <smacking lips>
       *The X Guy*          | fondle who??
       *Coconut Joe*        | Cool, fondue....Mmmmmmmmm
                            | lol X
       *Hon Nee Bear*       | <giggling> Umm..... did I say fondle?
                            | LOL!!
       *Turtle*             | Woopz......... I must've ate it tinkin' it
                            | wuz a 
                            | pizza.......
                            | PERK Hon!
       *Coconut Joe*        | I am hangin at home, everyone I know is outta 
                            | town... so here I am.
       *The X Guy*          | <rereading> oops you said fondue
       *Hon Nee Bear*       | Well, you picked a great channel..minus a 
                            | few...to come into, Joe
       *Coconut Joe*        | <hands X a tissue to clean his glasses>
       *Hon Nee Bear*       | Huggggggggggggggggggers, Sweet P!!
       *Sweet Petunia*      | Hugggggggggggggggggggsss HoN!!!
       *Turtle*             | Huggggssss 'Tunia!!!
       *The X Guy*          | hmm albums??  Turtle??  I only have CDs lol
       *Sweet Petunia*      | <checkin with caution> are those bad guys 
                            | gone??
       *The X Guy*          | hugggggggggggggggggggss Pets
       *Hon Nee Bear*       | Turn off your sends, SP
       *Turtle*             | Hec no......... <bwink bwink>
       *Sweet Petunia*      | Hugggggggggggggsss Turtle~darlin <g>
       *Hon Nee Bear*       | Nooo..they is still here, Sis
       *~sarah~*            | I hope so, P
       *Turtle*             | <bwush..........>
       *Sweet Petunia*      | Hugggggggggggggggggssss Xie!! <g>
                            | <--still has invites OFF
       *Hon Nee Bear*       | LOL
       *Coconut Joe*        | Hello Sweet Petunia
       *Hon Nee Bear*       | He's ok, Sweet P
       *Turtle*             | Whew uses doz invited tangs anyways?
       *Hon Nee Bear*       | LOL... that's bad when you have to tell who's
                            | good and who's bad in here.
       *The X Guy*          | I have sends on, their squelched can't send 
                            | me lol
       *Hon Nee Bear*       | X... the other Sarah is Bah
                            | What out
                            | err..watch
       *Sweet Petunia*      | Is Oby ok?
       *Turtle*             | I see him, Hon........<G>
       *Sweet Petunia*      | <paranoid now>
       *Hon Nee Bear*       | <smile> I think Oby is ok, Sweet P
                            | <laughing>
       *Sweet Petunia*      | lol
       *Turtle*             | <watching twackin' winder......>
                            | Dis is FUN!
       *Hon Nee Bear*       | <watching window> what do you see, Turtle?
       *Turtle*             | I'm watching all sortsa tings.......<giggle>
       *The X Guy*          | <looking out window> good, not snowing!
       *Hon Nee Bear*       | <looking out window>  raining here
       *Coconut Joe*        | Has turtle been dipping in the sauce a little 
                            | bit.
       *Hon Nee Bear*       | Turtle lives in the sauce, Joe
       *Turtle*             | <herd having massive pillow fight upwind 
                            | of Xie>
       *~sarah~*            | <looking out window> dark
       *Coconut Joe*        | <looking out window> not nothing here, Sunset
                            | already.
       *The X Guy*          | lol Turtle
       *Sweet Petunia*      | lol
       *Turtle*             | <feathers look like snow at Xie's howse>
       *The X Guy*          | its already 1996 in UK
       *Hon Nee Bear*       | <Putting fan ontop of GA and blowing rain up 
                            | to X>
       *Sweet Petunia*      | <--pouring champagne and oj soon.. anyone 
                            | want 
                            | some?
       *Coconut Joe*        | Someone should call the Queen and ask her 
                            | what the new year is like.
       *Turtle*             | <G Tunia>
       *Hon Nee Bear*       | <waving out to monland> Hi 
                            | Patrick!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
       *Coconut Joe*        | I will Sweet P
       *Sweet Petunia*      | <smile> <gettin special glass for Turtle>
       *Hon Nee Bear*       | Can't turn sends on to talk to you, 
                            | Sweeties!!!  Happy New Year...Huggggs and 
                            | Smoooooochers!!!!
       *The X Guy*          | nah pepsi is just fine with me
       *Turtle*             | A water bowl?  <expectant tail wag>
       *Coconut Joe*        | lol Turtle.
       *Hon Nee Bear*       | Anyone warn Da yet?
       *Sweet Petunia*      | lol
       *Turtle*             | No need.......<EG>
       *The X Guy*          | she online?
       bp                   | hello
       *Hon Nee Bear*       | Just getting on now, X
       *Coconut Joe*        | hello bp
       *Hon Nee Bear*       | Hi bp
       *The X Guy*          | well I'll tell her to squelch them, can't go 
                            | without sends hehehe
       *Turtle*             | ROFL X!
       *Sweet Petunia*      | Oby! said to report any mass sends to 
                            | 70006,101
       *Hon Nee Bear*       | Huggggggggggggggggers, DaSis!!
       *Da Bear*            | <pouncing in recliner>
       *Hon Nee Bear*       | Will do, Sweet P
       *Turtle*             | Gotcha Tunia!
       *Da Bear*            | Kissssssssssssssssssssssssesss Xie!!!
       *~sarah~*            | huggs Da
       *Hon Nee Bear*       | Was planning it
       *Da Bear*            | Huggggggggggggss Honey
       *The X Guy*          | Kisssssssssssssssssssssesssssss collector!!!
       *Da Bear*            | Hugggggggggsss sarah
       *Coconut Joe*        | Thanks Sweet P.
                            | Hello Da Bear.
       *Turtle*             | Channel KLEEyur!
                            | <sounding all clear siren>
       *~sarah~*            | phew thank god
       *The X Guy*          | <snuggling in recliner>
       *Hon Nee Bear*       | She's probably smoochin the daylights out of 
                            | X in sends right now, Joe...Give her a 
                            | minute
                            | They all left?
       *Turtle*             | 1 hr 38 minutes......... dat sarks........
       *Coconut Joe*        | okee dokee
       *Turtle*             | Woopz!
                            | He's BAAAaaack!
       *Coconut Joe*        | Turtle you sound like me, the last time I was 
                            | on.
       *Hon Nee Bear*       | Which one, Turtle?
       *Turtle*             | 101517,3531 Bah
       *Hon Nee Bear*       | Ahh....Ok
       *The X Guy*          | acckk Da got dumped, some guy got my send 
       *Turtle*             | and 761651541...... but she's being a lot 
                            | tamer
       *The X Guy*          | and he's speaking a foreign language
       *Da Bear*            | geeezzzzzzz
       *Hon Nee Bear*       | Listen all...I'm going to run down to 
                            | feedback and report this to LooLoo right now.
                            | <--brb
       *Turtle*             | 'kay Hon!
       *~sarah~*            | ok Hon
       *The X Guy*          | ok Lori
       *Hon Nee Bear*       | Going to get my logging and send that along 
                            | with it.
                            | BBIAB
       *Turtle*             | <looking at Bah......... wagging tail and 
                            | looking 
                            | at him like a turdel fewl>
       *The X Guy*          | mass invites and sends collector??
       *B R Bear*           | everyone should make sure they complain so 
                            | CIS might take it seriously