Bert Robenson Crews - Scribblings


.       Play Scripts

o      Into a Thicket, Backwards : A one act black comedy about murder, passion, and getting a table at a posh eatery in the entertainment capital.

o      Stop! Stop! Stop! : A performance monologue where a Bourbon Street evangelist tells of finding Jesus on the Lake Pontchartrain Bridge.

o      The Magic Substance : Ritual cannibalism in hallucinatory Sumatra. This performance piece takes place in a dual universe.

.       Screenplays

o      Spiking the Tuna : Comedy movie short.

o      The Mark IV : A comedy film treatment about a sex-obsessed man who undergoes a penis implant.

o      Rough Cut : A woman's quest for personal identity as she follows the trail of her husband's murderer against romance and intrigue in the manipulated diamond market.

.       Short Stories

o      The End : Run amok in San Francisco.

o      Constant Donation : Some might call it karma. Use that credit card. Abuse that credit card. Been there. Done that.

o      The Cabin at the Beach : A bitter sweet tale of small town illicit behavior between a clergyman and a single mother.

.       Poems

o      Beowulf

o      On the Other Side of the Universe

o      The Pepper Eater

o      The Half-Hearted Man

o      Why I Like Small Towns

.       Movie Reviews

o      Double Team (1997)

o      Freeway (1996)

.       Articles

o      Winston : Tribute to my best friend.

o      Death In Venice : Insights into Renaissance paintings during a winter break-up from hell with an Italian Countessa.