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If you're a woman, you probably know what it's like to see yourself reflected in your lover's eyes. Think how much more fun it would be to see yourself in his pate? ChromeDome is unabashed at his lack of hair on top of his head, and possesses one of the most creative and passionate imaginations in Shire. Chromy is our resident 32-bit afficionado, actually likes and understands Windows 95/NT, and is very willing to answer any technical questions. Even though he's from Arkansas, he does NOT: have a razorback pig for a pet; answer to the name "Vern"; possess season tickets to the Boxcar Willy show at Branson, Missouri; or keep a big chaw of tobacco in his mouth. He HAS been courted by Hooters girls and blond engineers, but being a man of discrimination and taste is waiting for true love and the shiny head of a bald little infant Chrome Dome.

Written By Rani


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